Judge — October 31, 1931 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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j | } 4 } anne en ee JUD FREE RIDES! Books by Gurney Williams That Will Solve Your Transportation Problem, Taxt Ripixc. Don't envy the boys who are cashing in on the free rides on the rear bumpers of taxicabs! This amazing book tells how to hop on and what to do if the cab kes you eight blocks past your street. One chapter is de- voted to riding inside taxis and tells how to get out while the driver isn’t lookin surance. policy.. Hireu-Hixine Tells how to hail cars, what to say to drivers, fumble unsuccessfully for money service sts Also gives valuable hints on how to convince owner of rumble gt “Could you lend us a dime to get home on?” Ares “Well, it’s a great day for the Navy.” GE “Then as 1 understand it, Mrs. Guggenschlagenhol=, you are wife in name only?” 7q seat roadster that you were only fooling and really didn’t want to go anywhere. Includin stickers for lu nd small hammer for en| the thumb. .4 sckoLocy. A frank and open book free from tech- nical language that will prove invaluable to the man who likes to move more slowly. by which you will be « ing “No Riders” si on swearing and obscene the drivers. Of this book Mailed in plain package . a *Mr. Shane's full statement was, read it! Contains simple instructions to stop even those trucks bear. and includes three chapters yries So you can converse Ww od rad Travel Note Ove the nation’s hostelries Whose towers pierce the sky. Observe, good people, if you please, Establishments near by: An inexpensive table d’héte With “specials” every da A sandwich shoppe of local note, A pharmacy buffet. > for all the be hat sa en-used to tred Now travelers stop at swell hotels But eat across the street! —Arricr Lirestann Alac Fall Shades Nv that the fashion designers + have asked for a new list of de- scriptive colors, here's « recommend: Commu green; punched-eye purple; detour pital yellow; gasoline-pump business blue; outlook black comicbooks.com