Judge — October 31, 1931 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Your brother's birthday is tomor- Are you going to send him any es, dear, I've already written to wish him many happy returns and to let him know a package has heen mailed to him under separate cover.” —Norman Suttivan And Tigers Simple Circe says that most ex- plorers go into the jungles for lines in the papers. The Literary Digest reports that an Austrian has developed a lamb with out wool, Well, Wall Street has been full of them for two years. And Dora thinks Ask the Man Who Owns One is the hitch-hiker’s slogan. Will somebody explain this mystery tous? Why is it when we look in the bathroom cabinet the tubes are all toothpaste when we want to shave and all tubes of shaving cream when we want to brush our teeth? “Oh, Mildred, T can't decid, to vole—can you loan me a coi The Magazine Editor at Home J ack, the salesman, called today to ADT tera ‘ find out if you've decided to buy | FOPRTHNIF that car he demonstrated.” Y 4 ©) ial IKE “Why, yes, dear. We should be ae maa > ble to fit it in in the near future.” i) 3} sol OD ; And he wants to know if you'd ying by instalments.” course not. Payment on accep ws aa Ze as usual.” “I wonder if we'll be able to ter dependi tire- ly on our budget, which is limited, at the present. However, at a more propitious moment I should be glad to consider it further. The present situation in the publishing field doesn’t nt any action on the scheme.” And about the bicycle you were i Junior. Have you looked skimmed over a few, but entertainment value nor atment recommended them :. I thanked the sales clerk for submitting them, and told him. they were not adapted to our purposes. Of course, that in no way reflected on their merit and was not intended as any criticism. If he has anything else to offer, I'l be glad te eitmy full “Now I ask you, lady, how ight machine give you 2 consideration.” scientific reading?” comicbooks.com