Judge — October 24, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Ind then of course there's the chap who says foothall is just a sideline with him. Definition luxury is anything that than a dollar and that can’t be bought on the instalment plan. costs What this country is going to need is a good five cents. The ness to the approach of winter. Every- where the beautiful colori and billboards and disappear whole countryside bears wit- of trees fade is beginning to “1 don't want to hear any hard luck stories. JUDGE THE PERFECT HOSTESS Hoveit the autumn soc has scarcely started, my wife's last two dinner parties are the talk of our set. Thursday night last, we entertained the Swillingtons. You probably know Rim—head of Swillington ‘The names of our other mal from the season leetric. guests Diree a Italian, Mr. Bena It was Mr. Benanucei who set It was Mr. grasp of in fairly took fascinating = nucei. ronversational pac aled that nucei who re ternational affairs away Mr. Swillington’s slightly alco- holic breath. Last evening we had seventeen to dinner. Look up a list of Park Avenue residents and you will see the names of sixteen of our guests. The teenth another cultured named Esposito, seven Italian And again the hon ors went to Italy, Mr. Esposito started the conversational trail at Hoover's administration, continued — through German political affairs, detoured to touch on England's financial and wound up, somewhat bres with an inspired description of con was “You know, Mirandy, I'm that way about you.” I need the money just as bad as you do!” 4 ditions in Soviet Russia. He sent our social stock up twenty points to a new high for all seasons After the guests had gone, I took my wife back into the living room for a moment “Darling.” 1 “wherever did up these well-informec said, Euro peans The first lady of my house lit a cigarette before she replied. Well.” she said. “TM tell you. 1 a standing order with The Gari Barber Service to guest every dinner.” send up a time we give a formal Antiuce Lirpaaxe Who’s Looney Now? The New Jersey 1 1 who married nd murdered 1 sane, Per- haps it’s the rest of us, who marry women without mon our pay check, who are ¢ women for their mor them has been pronounce d hand over comicbooks.com