Judge — September 12, 1931 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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i - Jexey Odara oF Grearnecer | Stop ON “HE EDGE OF A CUFF AND “TIRED “TO SwOOT Him- ahaa, SELF wiTt A GUN WITH A CURVED L In “Wayeile 1G Fouow Ws HEAD HE BECAME Dizzy, Fee OFF THE CLIFF AND Lost HIS GUN. Be ~ 4HE SPRINKLER “TEE Located on the Farm of Isee Jackin reer baPlate Mo, sprinkles a Flower bed from Moy te Septembu. The sprinkling ~ tam never gees dry, As fasiv as the wafer Soaks inte the qrouad i is dv, =p the Kee Trunk aud inte the sprinkling cam, A losim opossum Tail in central Ufa has deen hunting fr 0 Tarlless opestum since Ish. —= “You! Sittin’ around all day; and look at the holes in these soc! “Well, what do they make spats for?” Investigating Interlude Nswerep the phone, and it was tfield, our police reporter. \nything new, Chat?" I asked. Not much—I just w nted to know what you use on your hair.’ I was about to hang up when I thought and asked, “Got a sto ick-up at the First National Bank is all.” I hollered to the city editor, who hollered for reporters and photo; phers to hop to the bank. The m aging editor hollered for space on page one. The news editor hollered for another re-write man to take the story from me as I got it from Chat- field, and we were practically ready. I said to C atfield Chatfie Id Special Officer k, ‘ce’ as in Cleo, ‘I’ as in Lefty Louie, ‘a’ as in animal, ‘r’ as in remember the five bucks you owe me, ‘n’ as in no I didn’t think you would, ‘i as in Ina, and * n’ as jin not this afternoon, Joe.” itials 2” “Special Officer J. C. MeLarnin ar- rested a man giving his name as Tom Smith—which, by the way, Police false—in from the Is that all?” I asked. ‘How did he get it?” “Just reached his hand into the cashier's cage and took it.” “Huh,” I said, “things are coming to a pretty pass when a guy reaches into a bank till a without a by- your-leave, takes $ “Sixty-two dollars and twenty-five cents,” corrected Chatfield. “O'Rourke says that police will conduct a rigid investigation tomorrow.” “Investigation of what?” I asked, fellow Smith?” o. Of the “L gett,” I “You mean they will examine the cashiers’ cages to make sure no one can just dip in and get a handful of dollars willy-nill “Stupid!’ Chatfield shouted. I said that the police will conduct a thorough examination of the bank to- morrow.” “Why?” I asked as patiently as possible, “To find out how the devil the bank ever got hold of $ ga 5 Ss. L. Price Cut Farmer Bill—I sce you've reduced the fine for speeding from $10 to $5. Country Judge—Yes, the autoists were beginning to slow up. —Paturinper comicbooks.com