Judge — September 5, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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looked down on by both of those brain factories. Tuition: absolutely free, and what good is anything you can get for Rotten (no mentality ter- \ Fate of graduates: be- come filing clerks in the Morris Plan Company and chief sts for live poultry markets, Excellent place ssed business man’s son. duate: isticians life. Students live home, so don’t bring a string of polo ponies or a lot of banners for your dormitory rooms.) Manhattan College: I do not know nobody else As far as I can find out, no- knows where to look for it or St. John’s College: Strictly for the student who wishes to major in pro- fessional basketball. New York Law School: Dun’t esk! T Kr an opposite al corner of ¢ handkerchief in each hand. The problem is to tie a single knot in the handkerchief without any time re- leasing your hold on either corner. Little Oglethorpe says the three hands on a wrist-watch describe 1,466 circles over a period of 24 hours, the minute and hour hands starting from nd the second hand from tle Cynthia says 2,906. Which . 1: You'd say to rgcant, put up that ind detailed, I'm forced to print only the numerical value of the letters in the problem and request that you hire a C. P. A. to help you work it out if you're not satis- fied with substituting them for your- JUDGE \ Thwe 1 Feel A UT Ton- HODK e8uUNe | 7 A DockR Who RUNS & WOMAN FISHERY! for th Nees ir verac- self or take my word ees” jS— 43 1;F The Cracked Mirrors of 1932 H anotp Ross, the editor of th Yorker, has used a hair-st ener on his hair, which was so wild he combed it with an egg-bea Ed Graham has five and is passi ly fond of kite-flying, fight- ing fish, baseball, billiards, Dober- mann-Pinschers and his wife. He lives out at Forest Hills (the suburbs of Brooklyn), but nobody seems to know why: Konrad Bercovici, whom the Queen of Roumania doesn’t ask to lunch often, summers at Ridgefield, Conn., where his name is pronounced “Bol- sheviki” by the conservative home- spun booberie, He has four children named Hyperion, Gorki, Rada and Murrell. Mack Sennett chews tobacco and is an authority on deep-sea fishing. Jefferson Machamer, the profes- sional Long Islander, was seen on his lawn the other Sunday and was not surrounded by Neysa MeMein, Clar- ton Kelland, John La ge Abbot, Clifton Webb or Bill Hearst. In fact, he was alone. C. D. (Pete) Russell is sending three bookmakers’ daughters thru col- ene lege, but still thinks a percheron is a parking space for a parrot. He con- siders Gallant Fox the greatest force for good this country ever knew. Pare Lorentz would rather write editorials than be President, and does. Spends most of his time looking for a Marmon car, which he parked in front of some speakeasy in the 40s about two years ago. Rupert Julian, the Hollywood di- rector, played the Kaiser in the “Kai- ser, the Beast of Berlin,” and has never forgotten it. He is one of Hol- lywood’s pioneers (he got there before the palm trees were imported to tropi- calize Sunset Blvd.) and wa barber. He is known as the of De Mille,” and when yone wished te t his gout while working ona set they would merely shout loud- ly “Next!” once a rber Deep Sea Fishing JUST ran across an interesting fella, a medico by the way, who has 4 strangle-hold on the human fisher industry. What I am trying to si that if you or your cousin Willie take it into your throat to swallow a toy train, safety pin, razor-blade, or fork, this guy will get it out for you. He showed me his tackle. It is a long tube, down the center of which runs a forceps. This is stuck down (Continued on page 26) THE WHOLE Cily IS THE NEW YORK STUDENTS comicbooks.com