Judge — August 8, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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HOW IT HAPPENED Which is where JUDGE comes in. At the cycclogical moment a Mr. Ait J. Aloe wheeled freely nto the JUDGE office with a Big Idea. this rejected it [you know how ed- but no sooner had they gotten rid of Mr. dered him ond buried his body the boards) than they appropriated his idea as Listening carefully to deo, the editors promptly tors are, dear reader), Aloe (some soy they mur- under floor enthusiastically as though it had been their own brainchild, and. to celebrote its arrival, they went out to raise a few seidels- full of joy at a job well done (not to mention Mr. Aloe}. To- day you will find this idea given to the world through the JUDGE puzzles.* AND NOW JUDGE ANNOUNCES ITS 3rd CROSS WORD PUZZLE BOOK 8.8.31 JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Inc. 18 East 48th Street New York, N. Y. DEAR SIRS COPIES OF JUDGE'S 3RD CROSS WORD PUZZLE BOOK, AT $1.50 PER COPY NAME ADORESS. city STATE *We quote from the Foreword. Anything for a Laugh (Continued from page 6) my smashing a man's fenders this af from town. It didn't hurt our car hardly at all it would still run. But it ainly did ruin the other car and the man said he didn’t h any in- surance cither, and he said he'd drop im to see you tomorrow, Isn't that funny how’ it slipped my iind?—but I've had iny mind so on the darling dresses I bought in town, John | you enjoying yourself? I’ve | so much I'm simply speechless. Aren't you?” “Oh, look, the poor blind girl’: ten a letter from her landlord. isn’t that We got letter like that this morning, I forgot to show it to you. Practically the same words, only we owe eight five instead of twenty-two dollars. Isn't. that funny we should see it her “Yeah, A wow.” Ih, look, home a coincidence ? and now poor Charlic to get fired just when the most. Well, that’s wz to everybody these You might lose your job any jd mightn’t you, John, for all we | know?...Oh, look, boxing. Well, we'd be a whole lot better off right now if you hadn't gone and lost all that money on that old prize fight last month. « He's getting a telegram. Oh, John, that reminds me, I forgot to tell you, I got a tel from Mother and Aunt Pearl and they’ coming to visit us. . | he needs mon what's happe days. you help just howling?—I've lutely got tears rolli cheeks—haven't you? “Yeah.” “Oh, look, burglars! Oh, John, T just remembered I left the apartment door unlocked! I bet everything we know all those we've ding abso- down my stolen—you -breakir been res about in our neighborhood late What?—We ought to go home? you go being a killjoy again! E thing’s probably this time anyway and we can't do anything about it. Oh, well, I suppose there’s nothing to do but humor you when you're in a mood like this. you're just when we here one by I declare, and glum as ell, you can't as. gloomy haven't. got. any of humor, it ainly isn’t my fault!" sense All Wet The latest vaudeville act is t who plays the saxophon water. The trouble is, | you can't keep. « | down, at of a under that however, John— | | say I don't do my part, and if you | ~~ Pconuare on tap...zestful, healthful, stimulating College Inn Tomato Juice Cocktail. Ask for a long, cool glass when you're feeling your , |lowest. Nothing like it! Red, ripe, juice-laden tomatoes— the pick of the crop—seasoned to | bring out the last fine shade of de- Ihicious flavor—not over-spiced. You will agree that only College Inn’s famous chefs could make such a cocktail. Enjoy it today—and often. At your dealer's. Y" | THE ORIGINAL TOMATO JUICE COCKTAIL Cotrece Inn Foon Provucrts Co, Hotel Sherman, Chicago 415 Greenwich Street, New York comicbooks.com