Judge — August 1, 1931 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Jack Suutrewortn, Editor Groxce Jeax Natuas Ricuarp J. Watsit Stoney S. Lenz, Contributing Editors JUDGING THE NEWS Ir our farmers were the least bit in- genious they could get rid of their F surplus crops fast enough. All they'd have to do is include little dabs of the stuff in the hot dogs they sell. ELL, at least Wilkins is the first explorer to hitch-hike his way across the Atlantic. Te new planet discovered in Japan is, we read, 100 miles in diameter instead of 1,100 as first announced. Sounds like something listed on the 1) Stock Exchange. “J can't find no rope, ’Enry. JUDGE, Volume 101 879. Additional entry No. and ted 1931 1 ied eerie! Av? it’s hard to tell which our busi- ness men are most concerned about, where the stock market's go ing, or where the new golf ball is going. oO prediction is that the depres- sion will be over long before any two experts agree as to what caused it. Asotin proof of the Wickersham Commission's inexperience and in- eptitude is that they spent only 000 of their $500,000 appropriation. Ax” as we understand it, the rail- 4% roads want a 15 per cent rate advance to help them get back the business they lost because their rates were too high. rut, it’s an ill wind that blows nobody good. conferences These disarmament least kept the k times. have at shipyards busy during sls N ow it’s a question whether India wants absolute freedom or will it go in for something in the nature of a Declaration of Independence? Where'd y’ hide yer insurance papers?” 3 comicbooks.com