Judge — August 1, 1931 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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“Keep pushing, Harry —one of us hos got to get through for the PIX-UPI” MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TURN TO FOR HANG-OVERS PIX-UP is a new remedy for break- ing up alcoholic hang-overs. It is the prescription of a physician and is proving \onderfully successful in actual practice . . . Get it at the better clubs and druggists, or we will send you a generous bottle (ten full doses) for a dollar bill attached to the coupon. Be pre- peared — send the coupon today! An easy dollar to part with! WALLACE-ROBERTS, INC. 210 Pequot Street, Canton, Mass. l enclose $1 for one full-size bottle of PIX-UP. Nowe. 7 Addr —— The Theatre (Continued from page 16) the men on stilts with large, comic papier-miché heads in the Cannes reel. I do not wish to be heartless and rude, but I can also get along very well from now on without any more Helen Keller. And it is no longer news to me that it is very windy at the intersection of State Street and Michigan Boulevard in Chicago and that the wind often em- barrasses the girls out there by blow- ing their skirts above their knees. On the index expurgatorius, I in- struct any news reel that in the future has any hope of attracting my cus- tom, go all rodeos, the selection of the girl with the best back by California esteopaths, and Atlantic City beauty contest winne: Furthermore, if the news reels want my trade, they'll have to let up at once on Winston Church- ill, on what they imagine is the very humorous idea of showing winter scenes in midsummer, and on spec- tacles showing Prohibition agents smashing big piles of bottles contain- ing liquor, I have seen enough of Winston; I am not amused at the sight of ice and snow when my collar is wilting; and if they want some- thing original I wish they’d show me a Prohibition agent in the more con- ventional posture of accepting a one- hundred-dollar bill for not smashing the bottles. In conclusion, if the news reels care anything about my good opinion, they'll procced to shoot any camera-man who comes back to the office with anything more about window-washers perched _ perilously on tall buildings, six-day bicycle races, fires in Elizabeth, N. J., Count von Eckener’s talks on how the de- velopment in Zeppelins will bind the nations together in good-will, the changes that are occurring in the for- mation of gua Cali- ente, Sir Thomas Lipton, winter sports at Lake Placid, the Bronx Zoo, how they handle the traffic problem in Melbourne, Australia, automobile speed contests on the beach at Day- tona, Thomas A. Edison, expert bil- liard players, Admiral Byrd—par- ticularly Admiral Byrd, pictures of Calvin Coolidge sitting on his porch, Bill Tilden, artillery practice at Fort Hamilton, the big geyser in Yellow- stone Park, German turnvereins in- dulging in calisthenic drills, East Si youngsters in summer being sq with x hose, a Burbank crossing of a cantaloupe with an onion which produces a horseradish, girl scouts practising archery, Vesuvius in what is announced to be ‘an angry mood”, Secretary %iellon’s optimism, John D. Rockefctier, Sr. or Jr., playing golf, native Samoan dances, weighing in the jockeys at Pimlico, how the rich 32 have their lunch served on tables on the skating-rink at St. Moritz, the Coney Island beaches in July and Mrs. Charles Sabin at all times of the year. Nathan Recommends “The Band Wagon” (New Amsterdam)—An interestingly staged, hun perfect. revue. ‘The cast is Thy the Astaires, Frank Morgan and Tilly Losch “The Barretts of Wimpole Street* (Empire) —One of the year's most satisfactory dramatic exhibits, Katharine Cornell and Brian Aherne in the central roles Black” (Harris)—Commend. much, superior to the usual Mack's choir, Pike Davis’ Waters, hapsody In able negro sh run, with band and 1 “Once in a ear's best farce Ticllywood' 200 Lifetime” (Plymouth) —The ‘A satirical lampoon of the Gilbert and Sullivan Repertoire (Erlanger) —Kevivals of the old favorites. Movir Usnenr (during theatre ex- plosion )—This way out, please. EDWARD LANGR: NTING CO. INC., JAMAICA, N.Y. | | comicbooks.com