Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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WG Let’s Be Lazy Densonanry, I'd like io spend the summer curled up in my Frigid- aire, execpt for the danger of sitting onan Ww nds re: in town through the dripping one’s lot ning onths, one feels the urge of placid inertia. I've found that inducing myself into a sort of immovable at the same time enjoying usual sum- mer time-killers, keeps my name from the suffocation lists in’ the public prints. I must admit that all the world cannot be as lazy as I, and me- chanical assistance may be necessary to the rest of you. Our old pals, Lewis & Conger, bust out with lots of help toward the aforementioned inertia. For instance, Lewis & Conger offer you a non-skid asparagus server. I suppose you “H-m-m-m !" such an innovation. Maybe you don’t get around as I do. be you've never served y at an asparagus platter and ws a shoot of it shoot slitheringly, with you chasing it, into the lap of a there- tofore interested Miss America. And if you are as easily embarrassed as I, you know how such an incident bumps a temperature! Another what - ho cataleptic state, SUNIOR, I'VE FOUND AN EASY Way To KEEP Gol — FROM COLD SHOULDERS ATTHE BEACH! JUDGE LAT gadget from this store is an iron skillet owt of which pop square pancakes or eg; “What have square pan- cakes and eggs to do with keeping cool?” you ask. Well — h-m-m-m—anything round in’ summer reminds me of the sun A’ square thing calls ice cubes to my mind. (1 car thing!!) Small boys must be kept cool at all costs. Nothing exemplifies coolness so much explain any- Mfc. — 19 JUNIOR HAS HiS CHINEE TRAI ALONG WITH AN EXTRA | ANH Te SUIT WHE VER HE GES! as a linen-pantied lad, stripped to the waist, pushing a little boat in a rip- pling pool. A play-box filled with water is offered in’ the marts. I'm buying one for my living room, and I'll borrow a boat from the kid next door and snip off my linen knickers above the knee. And there's an Aquazone affair being sold which room with water-cooled air, antly fresh, at the same time picking tobacco smoke out of the at- mosphere and doing something or other with it. And you can buy a Thermos ice crock. which keeps two quarts of cracked ice intact for hours. There llon size for Elks’ pienies and r Generation beach par- ties where chaperones must be cooled. A non-skid bath mat is a poo-pa-doop thing, laddic I remember one time I got out of a tub in July! stepped on the mat and was last seen skidding through Columbus Circle trying to borrow a Turkish towel. If vou stick to the New York Times throughout the summer, you should buy the new magazine and newspaper rack which will hold it for you while you tinkic Tom Collins. The only catch is that you have to turn the pages yourself. And while you're prone in your hammock, at frigidity with the world, you can watch your automatic weed-killer, in the hands of somebody else, shoot poison from. its brass tube and win stabby duels with weeds—better than pulling them up as the creaking old-fashioned hus once hadda do. You should istate Burner with it, how ever. This contraption travels any- where, picking up the deceased weeds, branches, rubbish, ete., and stopping ionally to burn the lot. Don’t look at the (Continued on page 25)