Judge — July 18, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Anything That’s a Job A FELLOW was saying the other ay that it would help matters xreatly if people who are unemployed would sort of create jobs for them selves. Of course it would be neces- te something different and sary to ¢ sell the idea. There are any number of thin, : « terprising people might do; things | that they might develop into busi- nesses. The human fly industry seems to have fallen off of late years and it is time to revive it. Especially now with so many taller buildings. In - ine the interest that could be stimu lated ina climh up the Empire State. The fellow who did that would ¢ | such a name for himself he could open | up a school for human flies and the y first thing you know people would be climbing up buildings all over and it would become a profession, Frying eggs on sidewalks might be « vod start for unemployed chefs. Selling alarm clocks to offices so the staffs w late te Somebody ought to try it. bridges might prove an occupation if | | a fellow could become expert at. it. ald not oversleep and be too ro home is a selling possibility. Certainly a bri ner who knows his business is n People can't agree on this matter and the profes sional expert, if consulted, could save 1 lot of confusion and earn a hand- fe ome big statesmen have spokes- men, whereas what they need more is a handshaker. Somebody could sell that idea to a statesman and get | himself appointed official handclasper, i his duty to stand beside the official | The “Sun-Bath” al and take the brunt of the manual ral 18 | a @ compression. : ) al That's what people should do; ere- ate jobs for themselves. Not just le carpenters or hor whatnot. Don't learn a trade; er a business. That will solve the prol Jew t will be just as ef- fective as most of the plans the « perts offer as a solution to the situa- tion. —R. C. O'Briex be rn to be printers or bookkeepers or dish grinders or te You Can’t Win r trouble with the these days is that you h them with the Income ment, of sin to split Depart- \ And Simple Celia now thinks $ A) bell-ringers are Alpine brush. s: —= 7 Hensr—at last! Away from all mankind! men and bill collectors. 18 comicbooks.com