Judge — July 11, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE News from the Summer Resorts I & destroyed the right wing of The Adirondack Plea- sure Palace at Languor Lake last ‘Tuesda The owners have requested us to express their gratitude for the many congratulatory letters and telegrams received from friends. 62 guests at HH n’s Harmony House (White Moun- tains) roasted marshmallows and cach other at the e Annual Get-together last evening. assist ambitious mothers with cligible daughters, the ' proprictors of The Freshaire Inn (Pocono Mountains) have placed copies of Dun and Bradstreet financial rating books in the hotel library. ! “Moe,” well-known waiter at The Kalbfleisch Inn (Catskill Mountains), was discharged after supper last evening for serving a second portion of noodle soup. “n bales of hay, being shipped from New York City to Hopkins Corners, wht fire ina wreck near Peckskill last Friday. As a result, guests of The Ambrose House t were compelled to postpone Ye Olde Rural Hay Ride until another shipment is received from Manhattan, iuests of The Shirley House (Berkshire Hills) who rode around Lizard Lake in outboard motor boats Sunday were outbored most of the afternoon, “Would you mind signing for this?” To Make the Punishment Fit the Crime . I nd-run drivers should be t Noisy carly morning garbage collectors should be thrown in the can Incompetent dry-cleaners should be put on the spot— Cheerfully chatty dentists should be filling The Last Cavity Smoking-car bores should be ridden on a rail— ‘Tree sitters should be given cnough rope— Zarly morning lawn-trimmers should be mowed down— Crooked Wall Street brokers should be put in’ the stocks—+ And hard-working humorists should be gagged. | “Will you ask the band to play ‘My Cutie Is Some Swell Wow Now—and How'?” Now That We’ve Got One \ wat this five-cent cigar | | needs is a good country. 4 And what to do with war debts is becoming as big problem as what to do with \ or blades Well, in our apartment - house, they've finally got the i in, “No, no, Egbert—consider your Adam's apple.” 15 comicbooks.com