Judge — June 13, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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| : Sad Story + Br Henstrriecp tells a gag about three dialecticians who were at tending a convention in New York, And who were dwelling in a new ea story hotel They made the rounds | of the Broad ay silly places and had returned to the skyscraper hos- telry at Fasm.... The clerk ted them with this mournful news rey t ntlemen, that the ym the bum. and none of If you'd » inform you, is workin rath er not climb up 45 stories to your | Pll arrange cots for you in the - ie denks.” said) the 5 sman for the trio, whose name was Jake, “we dun’t mind wukking opp stairs futty-five flights”... ‘Then Jake turned to his companions and nade this proposition... “To make de time fly fest, and it’ should take eur minds uff wukking so many stur- ries. E will tell jokes furr de foist feeftinn flights. On de second fee } tinn fights Sam will sink sunks. Den furr de last feeftinn flights Moe will tell sad) stories, and befurr we will Iready be on de fut ty-feeft flure!” . 2. So they started their long climb. .. Jake told jokes for the first 15 flights, and Sam s for the next 15 flights... cried Jake, “here is where Moe starts in wit’ sad sturries!" ... And Moe snapped: “And have I got a sad sturry to tell? Tean't vait!—I forgot know it we will —Warter Wixcnene, in the Daily Mirror rLevision will be a boon to the housekeeper who docy her shop ping by telephone and is now at the merey of the grocer. “How are your strawberries 2” she si Very fin ys. “Well. all + * she says. nd r three boxes.” But in’ the television days she ean see the berries and tell the grocer that they don't look very nice, so send over three In | PLA, in the Herald Tribune kn. THosas Epison says that it is difficult “to make woman be lieve anything that is so.” Has Mr. Edison ever tried to make one believe something that isn’t so? —Resset Crouse. in the N.Y. Evening Post The Exception “Mas reaps what he sows,” Remarked Ring Lardner, Unless the man is An amateur gard'ner.” —Boston Transcript ‘aA Magic FRAGRANCE! The pungent fragrance of Crown Lovender Smelling Solts acts like magic in relieving oF- dinary headache. Cleors the head, steodies the nerves,counteracts faint- nessondweoriness. Sizes for dressing table and purse. Sold everywhere. Schieffelin & Co., 16-26 Cooper Sq., New York. own ERR la gt! De Rune LAY SAWS IN DETROIT The General Motors Building + + is but five short blocks removed from The Abington... Detroit's finest and most modern uptown hotel. 350 units... many os low as $3 per day... all with tub and shower. Food and service nonpareil and reasonable too. bington at 700 te THE TARRY at the TAFT —and see New York Y) with what you save! Times Square's largest and nicest hotel, with its 2,000 rooms, gives you a welcome that is real—introducing higher standards of comfort and ser- vice—and rates that are astonishingly moderate (from $2.00) ...""TARRY AT THE TAFT, and see New York with what you save!” 7th AVENUE at 50th STREET Judge Pays $10 For each Cross Word Puzzle accepted from its readers. Your nails say. . . . what? + a neat ime The H. C. COOK CO. 3 Beaver St. Ansonia IGem Ciippérs !/ 29 comicbooks.com