Judge — June 13, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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They aren't deaf, so why doesn’t he get a rumble? A sailor during a terrific storm at sea fell down on the slippery deck and broke a leg. He was ordered to bed, but refused to go, insisting that they bind the leg firmly with two splints and adhesive tape. He imme- diately resumed work thereafter, lost no time thru the break and suffered n. How come? re was a set of twins who had the same physical features and man- nerisms and wore the clothes. They bought themselves identical walking sticks and became so attached to them that they feared they might 34 of How much walking along the addresses ho p. same some day change with each other. They avoided this possibility — by painting a red mark on one stick a a green mark on the foolish with their ide Last week’s—No, 1: ed a silver thimk ther, W N Phe coin collector was noth- ing less than a dope. Had he known his business he would have realized no king was known as the Ist during his reign. hence there couldn't have been a George I and, ergo, no coin with Geo: I inscribed on it. We Will Row, Row, Row wave little to offers this week's Poughkeepsie Regatta be- yond the fact that it is always a mag- nificent spectacle (what you can sce of it), that it is beautiful to watch the blades flashing in the sunlight (when it doesn’t rain), that the spectacle of saving Navy men who can't swim, when their shell sinks, is very inspir- ing (when done by others—I'm an in- land lake life saver myself), it’s nice to watch the beautiful, gay girls lean ing on the empty flasks of their M.LT. grad-escorts (whoever heard of an engineer with a b. g. girl or a empty flask?), afd that I laugh heartily when I hear the crack, I'd of been a crew man myself, but riding backwards made me (when I stay long enough to hear the end of the crack). But personal I'm going to stay at home this y and have more fun j radio descriptions. ought to be called MeN One tip I'm : depressing. It’s a private message to the Pennsylvania crew. I’ve been fol- lowing their fortunes .0w for the past few years and they seem to have be- 28 (Continued from page 21) Boston Red Sox of the col- LAT: come the c ave they been coming in last, th had to run excursion boats se days behind their schedules to keey from running into them. Probably the members of the crew have devel oped an_ inferiority complex that would make a Columbia football fourth lineman feel like an optimist on Olympus. Maybe, however, it's been a case of the old naval law of Women and Children First. Here’s the tip. I (a) they turn around and row for wards, they must be getting sick of looking into the leering mugs of the nd they'd at least chance to see the fellows they're row against; (b) they equip the r end of the shell with red stop lights and marine bumpers to avoid rear-end (ce) that they carry pass should they get lost stall an outboard motor they take along some would) suggest spectators collisions ; a com- (d) they in d (ce) that »0d books. Hihattractions Groner Aruiss in “The Million- ire.” even if the picture does go a little moony over the “hardships” of a Mr. Hennery Ford. . .. The Guild of Former Pipe Organ Pumpers’ First Bi-centennial Hard Times Party, which was held at the Brevoort on May 13th. ... The Evening Post's series on Solitaire, the Listerine game. ... Jimmy Durante, who refers to it as the “Bicycological moment,” the big «. 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