Judge — June 6, 1931 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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WIGH HAT (Continued from page 19) ser is the only who can live in Chicago « passenger also have the same Therefore the brakeman’s name is Since the brakeman’s name is. lo the fireman's name must be cither Smith or Robinse But Smith beat the fireman at billiards so Rob- nson must be the fireman and Smith the engineer. Whew! Jones. No. uit. The fellow wore a sailor You'll Die Laughing Ts week's fare includes some fa- mous practical jokes but don't 4 why. Practical jokers are all t until they get really funny—then way they die laughing—but die. For there was the time when yndon’s most practical joker ran out of Claridge’s, veddy higit hat, plunked + long tape measure in the hands of Winston Churchill who was standing + ran ing the me: ance, around the corner unre sure and disappeared ing Winnie holding the tape and f al The same London fathead once ap- peared at a boob, ernment function as the ambassador from Madagascar and ntroduced the assorted admirals, erals and ministers of the crown to an old) Madagascarian custom. In. this wise, he would take a drink and then smash the glass down on the floor mak- ing some unutterable gibberish mark to accompany the crash. vdmi The Is, ete., wondered what it was about and when it was explained that they were expected to do likewise so’s not to insult His Nibs the dinner soon got to be a glass-smashing rout. Whenever there a lull between speeches the Madag. et would take a pull at his goble wango! sounds of falling ss. And the hoighty- toighties would do likewise! Then there was the time when our own Bob Benchley 1 Je himself up as a Chinese interpre! rand translated a two-hour harangue to the collected moguls of Harvard delivered by a sup- posedly high mucky-muck from Chin: who turned out to be a Chinese Iryman hired by the waggish I ley for the oce The speech was read from a series of notes which turned out to be laundry tickets and the New York Times seriously hon- ored Dr. Benchicy s mock international opinons with a larger front ps line and spread! Then there was friends of Raymond Griffith, former ave highhat comedian of the silent movies and a great favorite of yr. (Continued on page 25) sion. ye head- the case of the Small bubble lather works at the “skin-line” ...a closer, smoother shave that lasts longer If you could only see how small- bubble lather works. In a jiffy, a peppy little army of bubbles works its way right through the toughest whiskers down to the base of every hair. There it softens each whisker right where the razor works. Theminute you lather up with Col- gate’s two things happen; first, the soap in the lather breaks up the oil film that covers each hair. Second, billions of tiny, moisture-laden bubbles seep down through your beard...crowd around each whisker ...Soak it soft with water right at the shin-line. The result of this Colgate small-bubble action is a closer, smoother, longer lasting shave. COLGATE, Depe.M-1258. P.O. Box 375 Grand Central Post Othce, New York City Please send me, FREE, the seven-day trial tube of Colgate’s Rapid Shave Cream; alsoa sample bote of “After-Shave.”” comicbooks.com