Judge — May 30, 1931 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Last we No. Ts The man on the clock was. and — therefore r, you dopes! wooden couldn't hi The policemen each other. The cork cost Joe. Apologia —I'l be dang busted if TE hain’t sot cotehed a than ball fiends have written in gonen fewer that if on base to slay me with the informatio home-run is hit with men at game's end and necded to win the ne, would mnly one run is well, all the Ba Ruth fatten home-run average. there were two possible solu to that Cleveland-New York hascball problem: either team might have won and by the same score. Well, [ was half-right, wasn’t 1? runs so's Hence count. his tions The Parlor Inane I suppose the t zame is old, but there may be « million of iny readers who don't know about couple of ind why not please everybody. even if the other ten million are ? Anyw: not be that is used to cart empties and fully around, fill it with an odd as sortment of — knickknacks, vhichwhats, thingamabol bra and (or toowilligans, if you prefer). Then bring the tray into the room where . if you have a tray wotnots, abracada- toowillies the company is drinking up your likker and dropping lit ¢ after everybody has had a thirty-see- ond eyeful of it, remove it. “Then everybody writes down a list of the things he has seen. A timekeeper says Gol" and two minutes to write everything down the players can remember, The longest list gets the bacon, rette ends on your rugs, and allows How many words can you make out dabra,” just using the let- squeamish word? Kangaroo Zoop, Please! Ik RTHER researching into Fortnum & Mason's far-flung emporium of the far-flung Empire, and at 6¢ - ison Avenue, followi edd hotticles: Popy dums (dun’t esk!), jarred coxcombs- ind-truffles, tiny ears of corn imported rev JUDGE WANT Jus’ ENOUGH OF 4 CRECK To FINAN A SUBMARINE FRREDITION Ay “oO We PY from France in bottles, canned Chi- nese rice-birds, Chinese birds’-nest for birds’ nest soup (1 searched diligent ly for mock turtle but couldn't find one), and last, but not least, passion- fruit from New Zealand. 1 get any couldn't account of this stra od from the correct, frock- coated English butler in charge of the grocery dept. Somehow it) seemed crude to insist; he looked like a father and husband. Oh, ves. In the leather they have satisfactory combination shooting-sticks and umbrellas for know, old) fruit, this English wevver is so uncertain! Also zoods dep't hunting—you combination shooting-stick and camp. chair that the weary hunter can sit down on while awaiting the kill to come up and be shot. Ol’ Clothes! Ol’ Bottles! yo et practically anything for practically nothing at the Thrift: Shop at 112) East 59th) Street (the pioneer among all Thrift Shops) :—all manner of folding bath tubs, copper footbaths, glass clothing, eyes, ete. and recently they had a sale of tine old por- traits that went for a song to some bootlegger building up a family tree. A radio recently went for a dollar, which was profiteering at that, but it only es to show what you can get. Some odd characters into the one old dealer has a gold-test ing outfit in his pocket, and when no one is looking drops a bit of acid on any so-called gold article he can find. He's from Jerusalem, Ohio, they do tell. Another old fellow bites all the tortoise-shell to see if it's real, so they have to keep it in glass ¢ For unknown many — knitting- needles are purchased by men in the district. An old vn shop reasons. (Continued on page 31) 1 wanlep — ‘| WREE i MAGISTRATES Aap aA WORE ene f 13 comicbooks.com