Judge — May 23, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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AMG: Bong Voy-Yahdge to Nowhere! Tt for has been quainting the sea-timid public with the benefits and pleasures of a trans- Atlantic voyage” by the inauguration of week-end cruises to practically no- where. They will continue. through- the summer—purpose: health, pleasure, and complete relaxation, Cunard Steamship Com a consideration, The Mauretania, Aquitania, and Serengaria will sail from the prohibi- onistic Port of New York and cruise along the North Atlantic steamship lanes for a coupla days then the turn around and come hack for a coupla days. ‘There will be dancing, open-air deck sports—both blond and nette—and lectures. That last, tures, thrills me with interest, no ¢ I can’t think of anything more natty than an ocean-going skinful and: nice, long lecture about anythi ill. I'm the best lecture interrupter inna woild! pool swimming, bru- The question of what to include in one’s baggage is a great big one. Just how should one dress to go nowhere? Of course the thought that one is ing nowhere leads one to almost de- cide to wear nothing. But there will be others going nowhere, too, and even in company no} costume should b ordinary s clothes worn wards. The traveler would then ap- pear to have at least just been some- JUDGE LATE Oh—it's a problem And just suppose the cap- tain of the Beretquitanria gets lost and can't find the buoy which marks Nowhere and won't know where to turn round for Somewhere! What a pretty ocean of fish he'd be in. If Nowhere couldn't be definitely located—tsk—tsk ! —that would be the height of being lost! And, t wouldn't have should meet silly things on a where cruise, V the case came up i court | could get pretty exasperatingly monotonous by con stantly saying Honor, I've been no- p with the young — [iN iti i And there will be, inevitably, that per- } h) son who will enter the ship's bar at the New York pier, wait for it to open, not leave it for four days and nights, and then look through a porthole, the New York pier mutter: “Hupps! gypped Personally, I think this where for fun is just a whimsi Breach of Promise to stand on if irl and coo and do “Your ain and I've been hupps, HE Wanls 70 RY \T FOR A YEAR! \e HE Likes tr HELL Lease! ~ . THERE'S & SHOP FULL OF SAMPLE CIOWES BACK- Hh HE CUNARD PST —1 WANNA JOIN THE ARMY! AWEYRE GETING Stuct! gesture toward a gentleman by the name of Wickersham! Eye-Queues JUNIOR, WHY NOT WEAR ur West there is a church; on the church there is a steeple; on the steeple there is a clock; on the clock there is av “NOWHERE? a ivery time he aah rs the clock strike he strikes two. APPEAR TO How many times does he strike in 24 hours? Two policemen are standing in the street, one facing north, the ng south, you smil- : © police- man of the other without looking around. How did he know the other was smniling? WARDS ON A-DAY CRUISES. HANE BEER Som bottle costs more than the cork. is the price of the cork? Last week boy gets 11 pi at2 Phe oman me great- grandmother, a grandmother, a mother and her daughter. Hunting News Jon a long time Henry Mandel, who owns considerable appotment in these yere pots, about his prospective tenants. His houses widely scattered around town, appotment hunters got worn out traipsin around to his vari ous layouts. So he decided to open an Apartment Shop, the first of its kind. at 385 Fifth Avenue. It'll turn appotment hunting into a picnic. DUSES worried were so APARTMENTS: IM “TOWN // (Continued on page 25) comicbooks.com