Judge — May 16, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Fawot? “Youknow fawot. Fanot tappearin incawt towansa choddgis againstya fa- pokkin yarrawta, havvin yalightsout an coisinna policeman. —H. W. Hanemann Why Worry ? Jew who had borrowed money from a friend used to walk uy. and down his bedroom, night after night, till he nearly drove his wife cr After he had been at it about a week she said to him: “Moses, vy do you valk up and down de room all night?” He said: “I valk up and down de room, Rebecca, because I’m so vorried. 1 owe Isaacs ten dollars, and I cannot pay him.” Vell,” said his wife, “if I vos you I should go back to bed and let Isaacs valk up and down his room. It’s his Vorry, ain’t it?” —Tit-Bits HIS ONLY EXERCISE HIS MEALS.. IKE a lot of us who enjoy the good things of life, he’s not as active as be used to be. And, while his feet are great weight-carriers, you could hardly call him athletic. Nevertheless, this sy going epicure has an annoying case of “Athlete's Foot.” It hardly seems the correct thing for a man of his standing to be bothered with that rash-like eruption,® that moist white skin, between his toes. He'd forget it if he could, butit intrudes. There's itching —and twinges —which can effectively spoil a business day. And he doesn’t even know what to call it, or how to get rid of it. Are YOU guarding against this stealthy infection, so easily trocked into homes? “Athlete's Foot” may attack any of us,* no matter how immaculate, use it per- sists in the cleanest places. A tiny vegetable parasite, tinea trichophyton, generally causes ringworm infection and it thrives ii ery places where we go for cleanliness —on the edges of showers and swimming pools; on locker-and dressing-room floors; WATCH FOR THESE DISTRESS SIGNALS THAT WARN OF “ATHLETE'S FOOT” ‘Though “Athlete's Foot” i trichophytun—its early several different ways, w by redness, som hing blisters. aused by the germ—tinea ges manifest themselves in he shin may turn white, moist or it may develop dryness with litthe scales. Any one of these calls for immediate treatment! If the case appeare aggravated and does not readily yield to Absorbine Je.,consult your doctor without delay. Absorbine ji J! reaes om tertveo \ MUSCLES. MUSCULAR | eeurses. sURNS ASIONS IS AT . . YET HE HAS in gymnasiums. And it is continually tracked into countless homes. e and thrive for months in your -and-span bathroom; in the m. on any damp floors. And it causes infection and re-infection with great persistence. ‘That is why so many people have “Athlete's Foot” that you see mention of it in the papers everywhere. New facts about the spread of “Athlete’s Foot,” says the San Francisco Examiner, show that among 3,100 freshmen at one of the large universities, 53% suffered from the disease. And The Scientific American reports that “Athlete's Foot” has come to be a commonly known condition. Again, the U. S. Public Health Service says that “at least half of all adults suffer from it at some time.” There is small doubt that today this ringworm germ is a menace to everyone, It has been found that Absorbine Jr. KILLS this ringworm germ “Athlete's Foot” may start in a number of different ways.* All of them, it is agreed, are generally caused by the ringworm germ. And exhausiive laboratory tests have shown that Absorbine Jr. penetrates fleshlike t sues deeply and, wherever it penetrates, kills the ringworm germ. Results in clinics have confirmed these laboratory tests. Examine YOUR feet tonight It might not be a bad idea to examine your feet tonig! symptoms® of “Athlete's Foot.” At the first sign of any onesymptom, begin the free use of Absorbine Jr.—douse it on morning and night and after every ex- posure of your bare feet on damp floors, Absorbine Jr. has been 60 effective that substitutes are sometimes offered. Don't expect relief from a “just as good.” There is nothing else like Absorbine Jr. You can get it at all drug stores—$1.25 a bottle. For a free sample, write W. F. Young, Inc., 300 Lyman Street, Springfield, Mass, In Canada: Lyman Building, Moatreal. comicbooks.com