Judge — May 16, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Third Party Dueerm with the evasiveness of the Republicans and the Demo- crats, who been sidestepping every important issue for the last cen- tury. or a group of influential leaders contemplating the forma- tion of a third party to clear up the following questions: have Tue Boxus: There will be no dil- ly-dallying or shilly-shallying here. The third party has come out unre- servedly with the contention — that there is a question whether the Bonus bill should be passed or vetoed. Prowimerion: The third party will be equally clear-cut on this issue. The major parties have evaded this ques- tion until the people's patience has been tried to the break voint. The Third Party has put its finger on the vital spot by declaring unequivocally that it is now time to consider whether prohibition should be pealed or modified. Tue Taner: Here again Republi- cans and Democrats have dodged the issue as to whether or not a high tariff is beneficent. The Third Party's stand will be that a moderately high ts is at times best for our industries. Uxemproysent: ‘This question will be settled if the new party gets the upper hand. This. ps pected to prove conclusively t ment has been caused by de- i ack of work, bad business, the stock market slump, and the Re- publicans and the Democrats. * enforced, re- Cor—Oh, that’s different! JUDGE Bank Note S the future all banks should be forced to operate under that bright lexicon in which there is no such word as fail. We always liked May. It’s. the one time when every city, town and namlet is confident it winning baseball club. has a pennant- And a really lazy Mexican peon, puts off till the day after tomorrow, what he was thinking of doing tomor- row, In these modern days college pro- fessors should devote less time to the problem of squaring a circle and teach their pupils something more practical, like how to square a traffic tag. “These cops are such rotten shots I want you to take this bullet-proof vest and make it into a patch for the seat of my pants.” v “Oh, I guess that’s the man to attach the radio.” Proverbs of the Road ie more sudden the stop, the sooner the bump from the car in back. The later the night, the greater the speed. The longer the tie-up, the louder the honking. The more crowded the rumble seat, the heavier the rainfall. The more indistinct the traffic light, the busier the trafic cop. The closer the cutting-in in front, the dirtier the look. The longer the drive, the shorter the picnic. The tougher the drive, the sweeter the arrival home. —-R. C. O. comicbooks.com