Judge — May 9, 1931 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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WIGH LAT: (Continued from page 15) we went | to the Empire State Building again with the tallest appe- tites in the world, It was a buffet tea. The teacups were on a table on the third floor and we had to to the sixty-first floor for a saucer, then to the seventy-ninth floor for sugar, and down and across the street to a fruit stand for a slice of lemon! After all ing up the clevators to the tower, where Mac kancd over the parapet, looked too far down, got nervous and spilled his tes ona lady coming out of Be Goodman's up near the Pla had to spend four days and nights in the subway to re n his of He hasn't been able to ipstairs at home since! And. now that Messrs. Smith, Ras- hob, ef al, have decided to install the world’s most powerful lighthouse in the Empire's mooring mast, wouldn't it he just too terrible if, on comi Election Night, the beacon was forced to fash a Republican victory? past sense street levels. Eye-Queues yarmer dies and s an estate to his three sons, consisting of cattle. The oldest sevent son is left one-half of the estate; the second | son is left one-third and the third son is left one-ninth. The executor, a neighboring farmer, is a bit puzzled. To simplify matters he lends one of his own cattle to the ests It is now ill very simple. The first son xets his half (9); the second son (6); and the third gets one-ninth (2). This disposes of the original estate ind the exceutor takes back the cattle What's wrong with this? he loaned. A boat leaves New York every day it noon for Rio de J and gets there seven days later 0 A hoat of the same line leaves Rio every day at noon, arriving in New York seven days later at noon, A passenger leaves New York one Sunds the boa wharf many nd sees from Rio moving into the as his beat pulls out. How company boats (not counting his own) has he seen, weather being perfect, when he reaches Rio the fol- lowing Sunda Last week's answers: No. 1—The Yanks won that ball game. Since it was played at Cleveland, Cleveland had last lick at bat. Had they won, the score would have been only one more run than the Yanks’ since only one run is needed to win in the ninth or any succeeding inning). No. 2—The farmer with the five dogs had the best rat-catchers. Both sets of dogs were catching rats at the soa third | |AMERICAN rate of one a minute, but the five dogs were catching as many as the six. No. 3 (and follow me like hawks) —"A" reasons this way:—"‘B’ must think that ‘C’ is cither laughing at himself or at me. However, 'B’ does not seem to think that anything is wrong with himself and therefore he must see some reason for ‘C’ to laugh at me. My face must be dirty also.” And he gocs out and washes it. The Automat of the Breakfast Table Te Delamat, the latest thing in grocery situated in’ the Beaux Arts Apartments at 310 East ith Street, is the result of three and x half years’ concentrated effort. on the part of its inventor, Mr. N. Rob- ert Harve Reminiscent of the dear old Automat, you put in your nickel, dime, quarter, and up, turn the hi dle, and out pops whatever article is featured in the glass dircetly the slot. It n be a half pound of bacon, a dozen eggs, sau- sages, butter, flour, bread or one of stores, casi above Albany, New York East of Amityville, L. I. Babylon, Long Island Boston, Mass. Chicago, Hlinois Cincinnati, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Detroit, Michigan Galveston, Texas —— Hartford, Connecticut Huntington, Long Island Newark, New Jersey Newport News, Virginia 17 West 57th St. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania San Francisco, Calif. Syracuse, N.Y. Washington, D. C. 17 WEST 17 CAR axnvd FOU S7TH STREET + the only three beverages they sell (don’t hopeful too soon), milk, ercain, ginger-ale. An odd fea- ture of the place is that while a young lady sits there and reads a book all leit ople ean wide unattended and do their ting any time from dinner to dawn os long as they have the right change for the slots. And as the biggest turnover is made at night, with no one on the job, you wonder why people in this par ticular racket ever go to work at all! The problem of making change is soon going to be settled by a new change machine which Mr. Harvey will install as soon as it is entirely perfected—it's the only change ma chine d that can detect in contains the wrong achine detects the fact by ns of electric waves and ejects the offending ©: In the early morning there is always a parade of sleepy ever inve sh. ladies in pajamas or négligées or hoth, trailing down from their apartments ( Continued on page 28) Q.C.£ motor cruisers are sold by the following distributors: L. R. Mack, Inc. Harold's Yacht Basia ‘Wayne Frost Atlantic Radio and Marine Co. Ward A. Robinson Ohio River Motor Boat Company N. J. Shea Leonard H. Thomson, Inc. Robert Sealy F, W. Williams, Inc. Chas. A. Gould, 2nd Griggs Sales Company C. P. Amory O.C.f Marine Salon Harris, LeRoy & Clark John G. Rapp Corporation Syracuse Motor Marine Corp. Stanley H. Horner, Inc. DRY COMPANY NEW YORK CITY ,comicbooks.com