Judge — April 25, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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LENZ VERSES James James Mortimer Mortimer Weatherby George Dupree, Maved good Bridge with his Mother Though he was only three. James James said to his Mother— Mother,” he said, said he: “You must never bid whatever the score, Unless you are helped by me.” MY SYSTEM OF CONTRACT BIDDING (Third Edition) by SIDNEY S. LENZ Contains a full exposition of the One-Two- Three Convention. This newest Lenz three types of F strong. the vod and very system —fair, portrays It features the Demand Bid, without arti- ficial conventions, and is so’ simple that 3 bridge an become a sound con player with ten minutes’ study Mr. E. V. Shepard, one of the American orities, President of Only College of Bridge, says: “[ prefer the One-Two-Three Bid « ney S. Lenz that of considering every opening bid of two a demand. “Mr. Lenz’ teach, and it employment method is easier to interfere with i the normal two bid. This book contains the Challer to take t a full explanation ¢ Bid originated by Mr place of the Inforr Double, It also contains a synopsis of Laws of contract bridge, official system of scoring. All orders for, "My System of Contract Bidding” | (Third Edition) raphed copy of Mr Milne’s “When Je an auto! “ly on AL A Very Young.” SPECIAL OFFER obtain Mr, Le JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., Ive. 18 East 48th St, New York City. tem of ( Sidney S. Le Send C. O. D. at $1.10 per copy collect copies of “My Sys tract Bidding” (Third Edition), Lenz. Name Address c including the | Judging the Movies (Continued from page “Thief of Bagdad.” show to resolve down to nu merals, but the radio industry almost has done it. If, for instance, beer came back, I believe Hollywood might to close its doors and perhaps xive way to the television sets that would be installed in all the state owned beer gardens. Then again, in a country as full of incomes as this, > always is the chance gentleman Howard may come along and mak stures that not only are meritorious and carefully done but profitable as well. But the great body of pictures coming out cach week even now are being produced with a fearful eye to- ward the bank: ble all you “Sunrise” or a OF course gerous thi business is a dan- have that some such as s, and you can grum- ant but you can’t yell “pants presser” and expect a work of art in the next mail. The 1931-32 model movie producer doesn’t care where the water goes so long as it doesn’t get into the dividends. ‘Pure Fixcen Points” able attempt to dramatize shooting of Jake Lingle. Richard Barthelmess cannot forget that he is supposed to be a sweet boy; the dia- logue is hilariously overwritten; the newspaper atmosphere is far-fetched and unbelievable. is a lament- the Putting It Over Campaign must be small. candidate who hung of his store the sis expenses in’ England A dispatch tells of a ross the front “Vote for Pet- te His opponent simply rented the rooms above i out the one word, “Don’ emer C. Apams in the Detroit News A Missouri college has been adver- tised for We don't know whether this includes the professors, too, or just the football and track sale. Crouse Evening Post —Rvesser in the N.Y And then there’s the effic ex- pert who merged a dog act and a fles circus. —Trv Coox in the Los Angeles Examiner was * said the self-made man, “I ft without a mother and father at nine months, and ever since I've had to battle along for myself. “How did you ma to. support yourself at nine months “T crawled to a baby show and won the first prize. That was the I started.” —Answ 28 No wonder you're ostracized We remember friends. Now they've all dr you. And why? You're just ne courant. While everybody. else quoting from BONERS, the lav hit of the year, you're still playi backgammon, However, there's + hope. Send immediately for BONERS and MORE BONERS and illustra ygon" of artists, you when y reds of howlers, You'll be the with such as these, Boners “Ali Baba means being away crime was committed.” cpistle is the wife of an aposth let is the male turkey ass widow is the wife « hit of any: part when t Vhali on Massachu is hi executive of ic chair. he future of “LT give’ is “You “The wife of a duke is a duck More Boners “Spain's national musical instrument Casearets.” birthmark “Apollo was the king of table wa “A cow is very like a bull but a hurts more.” stole his brot) ¢ found that there are re were,” census taker is a man who ¢ se to house 3 por he function of the stomach is to | the petticoat.” Chivalry is the attitude of ain towards strange * of the sky whi virgins and other are dead. One Bone for Many Boners after they 45th St, 1 me cith (x Roners More Roners TT know the © only $1.00 each, and ys the postage. Enclosed $ Name | Address City comicbooks.com