Judge — April 25, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Results of College-Song Contest last, | [e's the readers! For those who have noi following Coll Alina Mater Song Contest, which began last good news at been our spring ina careless moment. Phe winner, Enoch Stump, is climb the Surgery, and heres his song that won. first) prize: of learning at Tree Tue happy days at Gravy, boys, will he remembered eer; How oft we'd hop from limb to limb and leave our footprints ther on needs no urgin’—we val chaps; howe hack at firs and pines, apt to look like saps. Chorus Go out and root for Gravy; Keep Gravy on your mind; While others freeze in trees The Gravy boys you'll find. So give your heart to ¢ And oft’ this motto quote: “We cheer for you, our gallant creew— Our good old Gravy boat!” are | But wh stands—in The second prize—a full set of Ha waiian bung-starters went to Mr. O. Knuckle, of the Calmer School of Chiropractic. Here's his son O ‘almer, Alma Mater dear, We doff our hats to you; While some give pills for human ills, Vor us our fists will do. Chorus let's give a crackety-back for Chiro prac; We're as hardy as can be; Let us raise As w And giv ir voices solemn, praise the spinal column; three cheers for Man's anato-mee ! The third and last prize—the Five Foot Shelf, for knick-k jellies and) French = ma awarded to Thistlewaite oldest living underge: Gupper Barber College. The song: Hoven hair cannot be grown on bil- liard balls, it is reputed, The Gupper boys this sil very oft’ disputed; It's a singe that Gupper is the only place to learn the art Of distinguishing the place hair should really part. Chorus Old Gupper is our sweetheart—she’s the only curl for us; At cutting classes we all spend the avy When we go out on We mustache For we're shav day! : point have a fellow’s y at cight, ¢ for a rainy, rainy Aunert G. Minter “Folks, we, the Chuck Wagon Quartet, will be look- ing for you this summer on the ranch “After the first of June, you'l care and get out on the open range want to break away from Well, we've got ‘most all the makin’s of a Dude Ranch vacation corralled out here in Montana and Wyoming. You can catch trout, ride, hunt, hike, roundup, pow-wow and relax in gen- eral. This country is full of tall mountains, big horizons and room. And it’s full of hospitality and good fun, too. “Out here hats are never higher than they ere wide and you'll be mighty welcome.” Our book entitled place to go end the Nort luxuriously Ranches Address EE help 9 Pacide will t Nelson, 418 Northern Pacic Railway, Saint Paul, Minn. North Coast Limited Newest of Transcontinental Trains Uncle Spike’s Bedtime Stories (Continued from page 21) around, linin’ up his family, An’ take it from me, it was some family! He has more cousins " in-laws than a guy named Cohen in New York City So that afternoon he goes down to the district attorney. Hi a hundred of his D. A.’s office, an’ wait outside, and the line r from there to the Lake Front. “Lissen, guy,” he says to the D. A. “T want you to meet my family, Just 27 jams about ations into the the rest of them my family, see, and. we got more friends than you have enemies. I got nine wards in the palin o’ me hand, and what I say ix used for wall mot- toes in every one of them. Now, what about it?” he “Does Big Leo get out doesn’t he An’ the moral to that, little kiddies. is no matter what you can do with bullets, you can do it better with bal- lots over at city hall.—Jack Dux says. of stir, or comicbooks.com