Judge — April 11, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE RECENT DEVELOPMENTS IN FIELD OF CLOTHING By Dr. Seuss eve-Button Prosiem Sorvep! Tue Super Laret | Oy week the city fathers of Thnoddy, Mich. found an ut in Toledo a tailor named Whelk has developed a new uke most of the worry and expense out inspired answer to the old question, “What good any asks Whelk, “can a chap surrender y are the buttons they put on our coat. sle “Buttons,” they reasoned, “eall for button holes.” ‘Today you will find a button holes on every lamp post in Thnoddy—Jjust the thing to * Whelk’s Super Lapel saves wear and tear on button your playmates to when they prove too difficult to ‘ a by putting into neutral zone high above steer home, the friction area. Tense Situation at Linpenmayer Founpation troents of the History of Clothing are focusing their atten- : n today on the lecture hall of the Lindenmayer Found DreSevss Sartorial Research. For here two factions are hotly debating the most momentous problem the society has ever tackled. When the final vote is taken, an eager world will know, once and for all, the answer to that mooted question, “Just what did Adam wear... suspenders or a belt?” comicbooks.com