Judge — April 4, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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hack with the satisfaction of two gents who had defeated Al Capone. A few days later they were robbed again, and this time the petty ere usual amount and the dos Lou Holtz tells this in “You Said It.” A cloak and suiter met another cloak and suiter and asked, “Vell, hah’s bizniss?” The other “Fine, it couldn't be batter.’ N* hoz de femly? vife is vell, de children heppy—every- And the first 1 him suspiciously and asked metter? Has Hoover res answered, ‘Hmmm! ixeellent, mine ting’s fine.” Don't worry too much about the old coins that are cropping up in your » these days. They’ are ble. Times, you see, being what they are, the nu- mismatists (kern-collectors to you) not able to sell them to other numis matists like themselves or to other dopes, have taken to laying them down on counters for bread and meat. And 1 1779 half-dollar will buy exactly two beers, stra as it may seem, small che mostly ge ne and v Squawk T" talkies, it seems, have awak- ened to the dramati ties of riveting. No less than two pic- tures opened in New York one recent week, using the hellish little hammer ss a symbolic motif. One of them ac- tually contained a love scene played to the soothing lull of the brrr, brrr, and tho there may be kissing that sounds like that, I don’t believe it. The worst noise ma New York, I believe from a 1919 mode the bumpy. roadbe« burg Bridge. To be thoroly fair, however, the hiss @ la rivet is quieter and more re- spectable than the usual loud-smacking rivetless buss that reverberates thru the movie palace when He puts a garbo on Her. That sound is a cross between a pancake hitting a wet face (Continued on page 25) Je by kissing in p cab going over of the Williams- OL MEANY “THIEVES STFAL FRANK W SACKS STARVED WATCH DoG! possibili- | is that issuing | A Small-bubble Shave outlasts all others | Colgate’s soaks beard at skin-line... Look carefully at the little dia- grams at the bottom of this advertisement, and you'll see why small-bubble lather gives a longer- lasting shave. Colgate’s gets right down to the skin-line, wets each hair thoroughly, clears the way for your razor to do a clean, quick job. razor works closer, shave lasts longer The minute you lather up with Col- gate's two things happen: First, the soap in the lather breaks up the oil film that covers each hair. Second, billions of tiny, moisture-laden bubbles seep down through your beard...crowd around each whisker .+ Soak it soft with water right at the skin-line where the razor works. Result: A closer, smoother, longer- lasting shave. FREE! COLGATE'S AFTER-SHAVE ew lotion, Refreshing... invigor- delightful... the perfect shave finale, Trial bottle free, with your sample of Rapid Shave Cream, if you mail coupon NOW, COLGATE, Dept. M-1257, P.O, Box 375 Grand Central Post Ofice, New York City FREE, the seven-day trial tube of have Cream; also a sample bore of