Judge — April 4, 1931 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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It’s a Phoney y, what a disillusioning age this M is, to be sure! Banks use sieves for safe deposit vaults and magis- trates serve sit-and-run terms on the bench. And now for the latest kick in your credulity pants. Away uptown, hard by Columbia (you know the place—where good coaches drive teams), they've opened up a nifty Sin Den. The place has a brass rail, free lunch, sawdust, g mirror, and even a collection of L. chromos (arms akimbo). The presiding genius is a side-of- the-mouth-talking bartender with a large sear and the drawing-room airs al of the Hairy Ape. The boys enjoy all this no end—three drinks of the beer and they are ready to take Whit- tier Hall by storm, one more and he swallowed it. And was he burnt Eye-Queues they'll toast Murray Butler. up when he uncovered the hoax! He wax + health is walt i atch, mates—it’s a threatened to have the joint pinched A MAN 1D B00E Hes es 28, Walking : ; : across a foot-bridge which is cx- -rail-sawdust-smell and for impersonation. sy feet ok we ‘The i| all are props. ‘That bartender with Well, the tourists have thronged the 20 ten feet above the water, Thi the hard pan is really kind to his ma Rat Qui Est Mort over in Montmar- Water ts ten feet deep. Ehe man falls off the bridge and when he is finally pulled to shore it is found that he is j and serves as a vestryma The beer is on tre for years. I think it’s a smart If of one idea to try the same sort of thing here. | lyn w. per cent, but it docsn’t matter—such What with ping-pong tables at Belle dead. But he has not drowned—it is | | is the power of suggestion! Livingstone’s and aquatic sports at the j7une that he died of a broken neck. I found this out from a cop out that Aquarium, it does a guy good to catch ‘Make i fae ! | way. He went in there for a drink a load of that old corner saloon stuif 7 UAL one wort out of the two | a and of course he knew good beer when even if it is ginthetic. ORGS: “SEW, O00r. Hh Last week's solutions: 'T’ lad was turned down by the N being color blind. The two trains will be exactly the same distance from Chicago when the: The boy would take the two-pound box of candy. What boy wouldn't? (1 bet you never guessed it.) Irish vy for dASS. Unimportant Items A srmes of robberies peculiar to speakeasies hit Frank & Jack’ y old Roman friends, for a while. Cheap pilferers would break in their ck windows and swipe cigarettes, an ional bottle and any odd th around. Money they never IL speakeasy owners take that with them. Anyway, Frank and Jack tried everything from win- dow locks to burgl . Nothing availing, they finally got a police dog, locked it up, kept it hungry and sat A OP THREAIENS TO PINCH BLUMBIA- comicbooks.com