Judge — March 28, 1931 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Mf a will, he enjoys an inheritance as long as he continues to attend the uni versity. He is now well into his 50s, hay grown a Van Dyke, has as many degrees as the thermometer and knowledge as that) Bary Counter of the Universities can in the length of wen there. nybody time he's T reconstructed tombs of | the Egyptians at the Metropolitan Mu nof Art are dark, full of nooks, conning hideaways and hidden rooms far from the madding attendant Hence an old Egyptian sport. known is necking, has sprang up. 1 lads steer t them bones hiero elyphies and sigh “Ah! when you were Cleopatra and IT was your easy Mace!” And the girls, I suppose, say, Tuc! Tut! Sit on your hand or Nile mack the living Isis outaya !" sup pose the gals in there mong all and The Vassar Club will not allow one young man to visit a you lady in They will allow two young men to visit her—if they do so it the time, of The sroblem, then, is not who has a blind riend to loan for a couple of evenings but who cares? her room there. same course. Gene Fowler, ex-editor of the New York American, once, in the name of in editor he didn’t like, carried a. poi wreath from Richmond Ifill, N. Y., to the Church of Santa Croce in Florence, and, in silk hat and cut- wway, laid it revently on the tomb of Machiavelli while — the watehed in awed bewilderment his editorship he also 4 ecordeon to Hearst in’ ©. over the telephone, and later ren¢ ‘Hearts and Flow- ers” to a reporter who churning eut a sob-story. He now soneivy natives Dur- ed the ifor: was writes novels Trumpet in the Dust” and “Shoe the Wild Mare’) and manages twenty- wres- Pole, who “35 pounds and has v heard like a flam- ing barberry bush. Fowler will book him as “the Walt) Whit- man of the Mat.” The Havre, France, Zoo has two pythons for sale. They have hecome so inextric- ably knotted they JUDGE “You Dance IVS! DININE, MSER! — NNILLYA ABU ME FA ORINDGE cannot be gotten apart. It looks like the dirty hand of the Boy Scouts it is rumored pretzel manufacturers from all over the world are going to have a look, Greta Garb has written for photographs, being interested in learning some new holds. However, if you are interest ed and can pry ‘em apart, they'd make sood book ends; corks that have been pushed into bot- tles; and they'd be awfully good for cing orang also, they say, they might retrieve que Recently Mr. Dittmars of the New CONER HALY THE HICWRE AND YOULL 25 York Zoo carried a king cobra from his snake-house to Washington in a A gent sleeping in the upper berth heard a gentle hissing croon all night and thought Dittr had the jitters. He never about it, but what he heard was the made by the that with the sbably just bitten him). Nothing. » happened on the trip, nobody feund out about it until after Mr. Dittinars had delivered the i'l trick to the Washington Zoo (where it promptly got sick, Mr. Dittnars, whom, it appears, — it adores). Generously (to the snake) Mr. Dittmars had included a note in the suitease, “If this snake is found, kindly keep it at the right: tempera- ture.” Well, what temperature do snakes boil at? That's the heat J'd have applied. Incidentally, they say that cobra dressed easily in the berth. Also incidentally, in a’ fight between a cobra and a Pullman. porter, they say the cobra always wins. Don't bet on fights. The Strand Roof Dance Hall, on Broadway and 47th street, is one of the new honky-tonk places that will admit you and her for a quarter, as against’ the $2.10 high el dumps as Roseland set you. Once in- personal suitcase. sound happy having cobra howev mnissing such > the dances come to 5c a throw (No wrestling allowed on the flaw. pleez ind the joint’s—pardon my slish—the jernt’s favorite toon is * Cents Marked Down from ‘Ten The man who comes lone, however, will find himself out a measly fifty through if he ‘entsa: Dansa.” before he’s s for aloada real dance There are about 200 Glori ous Hostesses 200 to take a whirl with; each wants a Orindge punch at 35e a gulp: dollars. plezhur. and the oakester syn- chronizes the length of its dances with the traffic light) system visible from the place timing themselves ona sudden stop and Heck, it takes cight or nine hundred dances for « fellow to just kind of get warmed up. By the way, where is that dancehall you in’ the : with irls, 1 the pretty mean? (Cont'd on page 31) comicbooks.com