Judge — March 28, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A BIG MOMENT IN He gets an order for a@ gangster’s funeral. “Dawgone ef ah can sep’rate de negatives from de positives.” LIFE OF A FLORIST PRIVATE LIVES Sixce the,camera came to the jungle And appeared on the tropical scene Mister Lion and wife lead a publicized life On the flickering cinema sercen. All the forest is mighty self-conscious And its creatures no longer are free; Even cute monkey maids do not bathe in the gla For a movie director might see. Grxce the camera came to the jungle Cries of courting no longer are heard And the male kangaroo doesn’t yodel “Yoo Hoo"— For the microphone catches each word. All the insects appointed a censor To observe every amorous cye, And the snake in the grass doesn't ogle his lass As she wriggles flirtatiously by. Scr the camera came to the jungle Social life there is lacking ste Every species and sect is a bit circumspect And behavior is sadly repressed. Let us weep for the folk of the forest, For each bird and cach beast and each elf. For if you off your guard in a movie were starred You would make a sad picture yourself! —Arruce L. Lippaans comicbooks.com