Judge — March 21, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Press Time Cc'™ Eprror: Well, Joe, what yuh got? Cory Desk: I gotta good yarn, girl’s ly found in well. 1? What el yFy com co-ed shakes dice for honor in soul mart. “Uh huh. That's good. What else?” “Celeste Spangles’ love life th court.” “Fine. Anything more?" “Beauty tarred and feathered by masked brute “Yeah.” “Here's one—film chief faces bank- ruptey.” “Not so hot. What else?” “Jake's turning in one about fiend tor- tures helpless tot.” ‘M-m-m-m.” “An’ here's rich cotton broker found dead in girl's apartment.” “Yeah. That all?” “Well, that’s about all, except dime slayer of girl weeps on stand, an’ gin party scandal rocks suburb, an’ screen beauty drugged girl succumbs in love shootin, an’ rich society dame clopes with “What, a cavalry parade tomorrow!” gardener, an’ president appeals for law observance, an’ wild poker party shakes high school, an’ a coupla shorts on pretty S| shop girl sues heir, an’ vice ring secrets hared, an’ some re-writes on love suicide.” black, and a four-column Iay-out. column head, 36-point. Four Slap the fiend tortures helpless column box for beauty tarred and tot. in second lead, « column, feathered. Kill the film chief and with a 96-point banner. Put Ce Hoover's statement. Make it “O. K. Give the co-ed shakes dice in leste’s love. scerets. in a three- snappy, and I guess that makes soul mart the eight-column 120-point two- column box, 14-point. Give the up the Home I line banner, with a double column lead in girl’s nude body in, well, a three- The Philanthropist H: rattled the door knob several times before he discov 1 the padlock. As he walked away I could see that lv had a few drinks and was looking for more, so T de cided to follow him. Pres ently he tried another door and found it, toe. padlocked. In the next block he found two more and [ could see that he was getting madder al the time. At the next corner someone had up a signboard and a mat stood beside it holding collection box, My 1 pa . read the sign. dropped a bill in the bes and went aw cowlings The sign “Tell her to gargle and keep warm; I'll see her in the morning!” Relief.” 14