Judge — March 14, 1931 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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T! parrot is a knowing bird, ‘To say he isn't is There're brains within head— Redecked with red. He never says “surely” nor “O.K.,” Which is a feature, we should say, That puts beneath him, far below, A flock of other birds we know. his sauey feathers, green and Hecause he’s known to repeat, Does that his claim to sense defeat? Not soz he goes to such extents In driving home his arguments. tis a means not ultr: wy It’s used in court and Congress too, And has been known a void to fill In places even higher still. —Hanrry Grant Dart His Turn to Come Tt college student had failed to pass a very important’ examina- tion Wishing to break the news gently to his parents, he sent the following wire to his elder brother: “Have failed to pass exam. pare father.” The following day he received a am from his brother. It read: ‘ather prepared. Prepare your- —Answers Pre- For the benefit of those their mo! who set nd literary watches by The Conning Tower, those who de- pend entirely upon it for news and its interpretation, and those who want to know what the Wickers report says, we may say that there is the old story of the Chinese witness and the interpreter, “Have you ever scen this man?" asked the examining attorney. The question was relayed to the wit- ness, who talked to the interpreter ily for fifteen minutes, said the interpreter. —F: PsA. am “He say in the World Judging the Movies (Continued from page % There job and good as ‘Trader up and beasties for “Trader Horn. of a plot to this is surprising truth-tellers, Edwina Booth runs the veldts wearing enough clothes to dress a robust y bird and Don Rinaldo, as the hero, is just one of those Latin flashes th in the warehouse in Holly several years, Des goddess that “king Horn, down ¢ the foolish story of a white ruling the blacks there some beautiful) scenes in “Trader Horn” that authenticated the story,and a bout between a zebra and a leopard is itself worth the price of admission, are “Pie Gonttta” is not an animal pie ture. That's the only pleasant thing [can say about it. was going to undertake a profound the defects of Legs” and “Stolen Heaven,” but I think it would be merely confusi If vou insist on going to the movies, don’t worry about these two: any one of the aforementioned productions will give you the same modicum of aT tolen anet result com with a trip to the dentist or two hours with essay on various the lives and works of Calvin Coolidge. | “I wish you'd make it snappy—I gotta call long distance!” 29 TAKE A TRIP THROUGH BRITAIN IN THIS |FAMOUS TRAIN Here's an idea for a trip through ‘0 the FLYING SCOTS- AN to Edinburgh... a record tun of ¢ t 10.0 a.m. any week : 1 the ploces nal taste... thus you wi seo the best of Britain, Call or write for new descriptive booklet 28. e COMMUNICATE WITH KETCHAM General Agent, 11 W. 42nd Street NEW YORK LONDON AND NORTH EASTERN RAILWAY | OF ENGLAND AND SCOTLAND | _ Contract Bridge Studio offers Practice Play in Auction Under Guidar Instructors Every afternoon except Satur- day and Sunday (alto on Tuesday evenings) VERY REASONABL Call, Wr h Svsguenanxa 7 CONTRACT BRIDGE STUDIO 226 West 72 St, N.Y. Just West of Broadway act Bridge Studio g the Lenz special |3 Beaver St. Ansonia, Conn. ware Gem Clippers /