Judge — March 14, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 19th all Auction Bridge Players Will Be Playing Contract Bridge —or— they will be trying to establish an alibi for not doing so My System of Contract Bidding (Third Edition) by Sidney S. Lenz contains a full exposition of the One- Two-Three Conv very strong It features the Demand Bid ventions, ond ployer can become a that a bric sound contrac study. player with ten minutes castle (Eng.) Mr. Ewart Kempson, th writer Chronicle: “The only book on the new game which | con re "My System of Con Sidney S. Lenz. “This book Auction p' in a very rt space of time. cannot find sufficient praise for this excellent work.” This book contains a full explanation of the Challeng nated Mr. Lenz to formatory D synopsis of the lows of contract bridge, including the official system of scoring. Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 3-14-31 18 Eost 48th Street, New York, N. Y. Please send me My System of Contract (Third Edition) plus postage of | copies of Bidding” Sidney S. Lenz. $1.00, Send C.O.0. ot $1.00 per cop collect, plus by Sidney S. Lenz. posto Bidding” (Third Edit High Hat (Continued from page 21) De Pinna’s, on Fifth Avenue, is fea- turing the cummerbund, a broad, black sash worn with evening togs. It is simply a proxy for the most useless thing in the world: the soup-and-fish vest. Turks wear ‘em, Spanish dane- ers wear ‘em and you wore one in the nursery, where it was known as the tummy band. And you put it on in the same way. You stand in one spot ind send your servant some distance away. You go into a spin and wind yourself towards your servant, then fasten it by tucking it Fg inside waistband, your An old horse or ox can be of service at winding it on too—by applying the treadmill prineiple. Or you can tie one end to an egg-beater and put it on yourself, Anyway, it’s becoming awfly smaht to wear one. One of the a wealthy boys’ school in Connecticut ran into one of his junior pupils leaving a the atre after an evening | Junior had his grubby aged next to nothing tow. Ups and says to. his teacher: “Pardon, sir. did you see a large brown Rolls-Royce waiting out here for me?” “Or a green on piped up little sister. Well, after all, a depression may only be a dent. Juvor, Jr, masters of perf little sister, by the hand in mance. Junior Judging the Books (Continued from page 1) dier, who lived a short and overheat- ed emotional life and Ford Madox Ford and Ezra Pound have called a genius, At the cen Gaudier is a thin, fierce, sickly talented lad who forms a strange li son with Sophie Brzeska, an overse sitive, neurotic Polish thirty-eight. They share the pitiful bed and board, declaring them- selves to the artistic world of London and Paris as brother and sister. Their assorted woes end when Gaudier dies in the war four years later and Sophie winds up her days in an insane asylum. Sunshiny, isn’t it? But there is some- thing touching in the madness of it all a kind of genuineness to be found behind a twisted and baroque moderni- zation of Tristan and Isolde. Maybe we mustn't be too harsh on Gaudier. After all, he showed sound fervor behind all his gnarled psychol- for judging from his letters and actions he had ¢ whom woman of same t mental maturity and knowledge of men and_ places. Put his rebelliousness down to the sore-headedness and anxiety of youth. forgive him his shortcomings. Only why can’ aighten their neckties. corduroy pants | come home « Openator—Number, please! “Say—don't git funny. I bee: usin’ a name for tio weeks!!" “Hoh hum, What I need is some- thing to pep me up!”