Judge — March 14, 1931 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Preserving Niagara ie way it’s collapsing now, in a couple of hundred thousand years from now there will be no Niagars Falls. Or else it will be down at Buffalo or some place else. ‘This will make it confusing for the railroad companies. They will run excursions, 1s usual, to the City of Niagara Falls and the customers will say the Falls?” and want their money hack when they are not produced. Honeymooners, too, will be more disappointed than ever on their honey- moons. But then, again, maybe in’ a couple of hundred thousand years there won't be any honeymooners. In any event, the Falls must be preserved. Hoover recommends it, and that makes it imperative. And he won't take commission's findings 1 in the matter, either. What caused the w of the Some erosion. Others is the effect of too many daredevils going over in barrels. These are not wooden barrels, but steel barrels, and when they bump against the rock it doesn’t do the rock iny good. Now, as to the actual preservation. There's only one way. Shut them off at regular intervals. Why have them running all the time? A regular schedule for turning them on and off might be arranged. Signs telling when the Falls were running to be hung all over the country, especially in marriage license bureaus. instance: Falls will run: Weekdays, 3 P.M. to 5 P.M. Saturdays, matinee and evening. Sundays,-no performance. This schedule to be suspended during the month of June. —-R.C.O. He—Don’t worry, dear, if it gets any tougher I'll hock the piano! “T'll have the fellow hat did that La Meme Chose T fruit juice and gin era opened with sounds Of ill-natured vituperation. Some wanted enforcement, and son wanted repeal, And some wanted modification, The Digest poll showed, althous!, sanguine souls hoped For union and conciliation, Some wanted enforcement, and son ted repeal, And some wanted modification, wa We looked to the Wickersham boy the last hope Of a heartsore and strife-wear nation, nted enforcement, and so: ted repeal, me wanted modification | JG. Some v And One of Those Things As an Ex-President Would Write It ts is a story of passion. Passion is found in some parts of the coun try, even today. This is especially true in the warmer sections. Our here is a Floridian. He enters the parlor The heroine is a girl in the first pink flush of maidenhood. She is. sitting on a davenport. Our hero looks at her with love shining in his eyes. She smiles and beckons to him advances to the davenport and sits down at the opposite end. After a while our hero becomes bolder. He moves toward her on the davenport. She leans toward him and closes her eyes, half dreamily. Our hero reaches forth boldly and takes hold of one of her dainty little hand. That is progress. JD la Boe. Uw “Heads I win!” comicbooks.com