Judge — March 14, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ORGAN RECITAL by Carroll Carroll Danny Hanxny Canny Bans, xe. Inter-Otlice Memo From: A, A. Tishweiler, Pres. To: Exceutive Board, Hovse Organ. \p every big company. like General Motors and Western ‘ Electric, have a he organ, Pve decided that we must keep in step with progress and have one, too. The value of t house organ is to keep our customers contented and ine ned on what their competitors are doing so that they can do likewise. By stimulating competition we stimulate trade, By stimulating trade we step up Dandy Handy Candy Bar sales and bring on better times. Therefore T have hired a Mr. Morris Helprin, who hay been a newspaper man for years, to plan and edit The Dandy Handy Candy Ba- rometer. That name is my idea, Let me have your ideas on how we bring Dandy Handy Candy Bar salesmen and r customers in closer and more constant contact with the une office. We must he just like one big happy family, with fit for one and Dandy Handy Candy Bars for all, J. A, Tishweiler. Daxoy Haxoy Canny Bars, Inc. Inter-Otlice Memo From: VD. Loth, Treas To: J. A. Tishweiler, Pres. Re: Newspaper. \ y wife was tickled to death to hear that we are about to + go into the publishing business, beeause she eral little things she wanted to get published for se “And me, sap, wondering for years what became of all the old-time cab horses!" WW my memoirs!” “Hot dog, more love interest for The reason they have 1 lished to date is because the she sent them to all said) that thes were not exactly suited to their needs, but that that did not mean her mys. did not have literary or artistic merit Tam enclosing several of Mrs, Loth’s little pieces. Please see that the to Mr. Helprin, and I wish ve especially call his attention to the om which commences: Let us a-Maying go, oh ho! Let us nd dance, For this is a i For Dandy Handy Candy Bars, fun and romance. I changed that Jast line a little bit, but I'm sure Mrs. Loth won't: mind If you want more of these just Jet my know, D. Loth. Danny Haxpy Canny Bans, bye Inter-Otfice Memo From: Dut wt. Sales Mgr. . Tishweiler, Pres. for House Organ. king to the men on ms »y all say they are goinz behind The “Dandy } ly Barometer and push it over with a bang. Also have been won dering how you plan distributing th: paper because (Continued on page 25)