Judge — March 7, 1931 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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1 our happy Automat luncheon conferences can be resumed, Chiddio, ferson Machamer. we Abbott, the Pa mount movie director, told me Nane Carroll was sweet to everybody and for me not to think I was particularly in her faney. [ve never seen any of \bbott’s movies, so IT have no come- back. Onward Christian Soldiers went to the Rockefeller Church on Riverside) last Sunday, with- out a ticket and had to join the hoi polloi in the lower hall, and wait pa- tiently in line. Four elevators swept Pp. S.—Geo huge the milling mob up- ward to the balcony, where it charged forth, knocking ishers off their feet, ind grabbed the few remaining seats with the bitter in tensity of movie fans. It was the fedication servi of the new church, ind | discovered men ina nearby box taking sound ‘pictures of the show, It's a little different from my old- fashioned church-going, when the peo- h from their houses to the soft gonging of the church bells, ple all came AWE HOTEL PoINCIANA PORTIONS OF OATMEAL ARE SMAUER “THIS SEASON, BUT THEY GiNE last YOU A SMALLER SRON AND IWIAES WUSTAS LONG 10, much dist EAT \TI-| WASNT FooleD! JUDGE bows and smiles with each other as they moved solemn ly down the street to their peaceful destina- tion, But in those d there was no one like Dr. Harry Emerson Fosdick to make this grim business of get- ting a seat worth while. Eye-Queues A THRER-VOLUME set of books rests on a shelf ta proper order, backs faci outward, right side up, ete. Each book is an inch and a quar- ter thick, the leaves being an inch thick and cach cover an eighth of an inch. A bookworm starts at page one of volume one and s its way ght line t through every- direct to the page of vol- How nce does in a stra ume th it cover? Two men are in rand the motor stops. One has hute, the other hasn't. They both jump out—on opposite sides of the plane—yet neither of the men is hurt. Wh a ph Last week's solutions: In the birthday party puzzle the little girl's parents were superstitious and called off the par would have hh thirteen at the table, In the one about the mayor whose secretary advised him not to send out three thousand cards, that the mayor was ¢ promises but bum on arithmetic. he figured his votes he would have found that he had received 3500 votes inst his opponent's 1500—the number of cards that would have suf fieed. And in the last 1.Q. a wife doesn't collect her deceased husband's insur His widow does. because there it was obvious ance, Hihatrocity sive Maurice Chevalier Continued on page comicbooks.com