Judge — March 7, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Another Letter From Mac D' an Junior: Guess whom I've found again? I was teachii ny wife, who thinks she knows how to dance, dancing t other night at the Floridian Club in Miami. I was continually getting tangled and stumbling over something and I unbent and looked down and it was | none other than George Oompa-Oompa Olsen, the band } fella and his old outfit. If you coulda seen the w | we whammed into cach other's arms, practically kissing. | you'da thought we were both each other's mother. He | was just dandy looking—all tanned and bay windowy. 1 1 Poo-pa-doop, laddie, ‘twas just like the old days in New i) York when he gummed people's feet at the Club Richman! iit He chatted that he'd been in Hollywood, for two 1] years. He'd met Nancy Carroll, too, so we had some- iH thing in common to talk about. He's pipped to get back ) to New York. Hasn't hadda chance to wear his coonskin it coat for so le ‘ot to be an extravagance! He's the | same ol’ Ge Hollywood hasn't turned his ear | at all, Funny thing, tho , Junior, when it came time i} to pay my check, George was nowhere around to take it ii} away from me and tell the head waiter not to let me pay j for anything so long as George Olsen is in sight. Maybe Hollywood did do something to him after all. ‘Tsk-tsk! { The real message I ha sion in Palm I h, Actua ly, Junior, there's hardly plates! And I know dang well that I recognized a last year's hat on Mrs. Napoleon Bonaparte—she'd just shoved Iw y o 9, 6 ; fo) ss SE BS = roe Ban <2. (#} ° SOME GF-WE OLD Guuep MAY STiL Be SITING n UNDER HE OCEAN ON THE OLD BEACH, JUNIORR—. | 18 Also, I not for you is about the depres- SUNICR, 1 FOUND HIM AZAINIE! enough air in the wheel-chair tires. I noticed, too, that the plume around in front, foolingly. And the weather! certain girls who used to smile at me other seasons just They even saved on the warm part of that! And you even sorta give me a depressed look and waddle Not a notice the depression in the food, too. They are giving « single press-photographer took a picture ¢ nes Mont- smaller portion of eatmeal this season, but they also give gomery Flagg this y said they were saving their you a smaller spoon, and as a consequence it just as inst the bi rr portion last year with ed fewer buttons on bell- boys. The ocean got upset, too, and moved in permanently so far that a new beach had to be arranged. Some of the old guard may: still be sitting under water on the old beach, which would account for the fewer faces being in sight. And roulette tables I saw a well known dowager snatch off an. ea ring and plunk it on the “Red” came up and the croupier her six pants buttons and a fob. Returning to the beach again, let me say that the depression is most in evidence there. Hundreds of beauti ful girls with almost no clothes and those unhitched for sun-tan. I was the only man on the beach most of the time, but, of course, that is, ha-ha, no depression. Personally, I felt the de pression more keenly after Mrs. Machamer joined me in Palm Beach for the last half of my vacation. T'll be back soon, Junior, ol’ phooey comicbooks.com