Judge — March 7, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A Drop in the Bucket By Carroll Carroll DANDY HANDY CANDY BARS, Ine. Inter-Office Memo A. Tishweiler, Pres, xecutive Officers. Re: Remedial Candies [ wave been giving a great deal of thought to cough drops lately. As I size up the situation, there is a eryi for another quality cough candy. Although m people already in the industry whom I have been sounding out claim cough drop consumption has fallen off, I believe the truth is that they fear Dandy Handy Candy Bars possi- ble entrance into the cough drop field. If you can connect with a sound thought on the cough drop situation, memo me promptly. J. A. Tishweiler. DANDY HANDY CANDY BARS, Inc. Inter-Office Memo From: Orville J. Munix, See’y. To: J, A. Tishweiler, Pres. Re: Cough Drops All 1} “Heah ah sits worryin’ "bout de depression and yo" asks me ef ah’s got a job! J ortes wonder about the advisabil ity of cough drops. jometimes | think they can do a candy company more harm than good. For instance. supposing you had a heavy cold that did not respond to the cough drops you took. You would lose faith in the - manufacturer of those cough drops. H : wouldn't you? Dandy Handy Candy j = a must not be undermined by h drops. Unless we a __ 3 inefficient ¢ | ——_ Ki can get the greatest cough cure of the [ \ = >) world’s greatest cough specialist, 1 ee must vote no on cough drops. Dandy ab pt ane Handy Candy Bar consumer conti Speepen— here were you, sweetheart, when Malcolm Campbell was dence must not be jeopardized. Orville Munix. in town! re Bad for the Kids Jive! i Wie called him ‘a | name !” | “He's a liar!” “How that way Jimmie says ure you speak yout your little | | aauaa! He's an un- i principled )?! hypo- } | er . ‘ | illie! “22. And he’s un-An can, a faker and a four-flusher!” “That will do! Come here, young man, and I'll paddle that kind of lan- guage out of you! And don't let me ever hear of you sneaking out behind the garage again and read- ing those lurid Congres- sional Records!" “Watch your car, gents!” comicbooks.com