Judge — February 21, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Just the Best Time | (Continued from page 25) | “That suits me,” Kerrigan says a little unsteady. “I got a plenty of money. I forget what the plan is, but another drink nd UM remember it.” ‘First remember to pay for the last Mr. Madden says. round,” r I paid you for it,” Kerrigan said. | - So,” Mr. Madden says. “I'm a t ) chisler,am 1? I’m a short-change art- i Listen, sister. to n fa Fake your boy friend and scram 1 This tough guy and I are . | going to talk business. . Jack gets up. “That's okay with i. | nme. Come on, Babe. This Ch four-flusher never seen five gees in his life. i So we go out and start home and ing a clock. That's what I meant.” But, Mamie, he didn’t fool me none. I know what he really meant, and it won't be long now before you and the i | |) Jack is awful sore. “Cheer up, Jack,” | |) [tell him, “What's five gees in your | PRESENTS THE FASTEST STOCK RUNABOUT AFLOAT sf young life - fa “Babe,” he , “I was very mi Gar Wood designed the Model ‘‘28-55”’ runa- id |) ious to make five gees, and if I could : Same nle 4 ‘a ) only make that much there is some- bout, which easily attains 55 miles per hour, | t ) thing important I wanted to ask you. especially for those who demand the utmost Is Well, Mamie, I knew what he me: + ee wlantste 1 fright away, but I could only blust speed. The ‘power plant is the. famous’ Gar | say, “Oh, Jack!" Of course it was | Wood 12-cylinder +25-horsepower engine, at { practic 5 a proposal and, Mamie, I similar to that used by Commodore Gar Wood ; | was breathless. : Semel : i H Well, Mamie, we get all the way | in many of his racing triumphs. ne home and I am waiting for Jack to | . 7 is finish what he started and I am all The complete line of Gar Wood runabouts in- } »- fy ready to say, “Sack darling, Ido not cludes sizes ranging from 22 to 33 feet and ) care how much money you e,as 1 : . “|| do not want to be an old man’s dar- speeds from 30 to $5 miles per hour. In addi- nd yiling. I ying you for your | te Greatest Name tion Gar Wood now offers a new commuting ‘ money just like Mar- | . . : s lene Dietrich done in that picture with |'N MOTOR BOATING — cruiser—40 feet in length and powered to attain ‘is Gary Cooper. But Jack doesn’t say | a speed of 40 miles per hour. 1, [|] anything, and I figure he is bashful, so : . L ask him, I ask him, “Jack, what did Write for the latest Gar Wood catalog, which | you mean when you said that if you illustrates and describes all models. ins could only make five gees there was oa something you wanted to ask me?" Gar Woon, INCORPORATED, MARYSVILLE, MICHIGAN ne | Jack laughed. “Well, Babe,” he = = —$—$—! ‘ | said, “I figured that if 1 could get my a | hands on five gees, why I would open CROSS WORDS cli, [UP a place of my own, as there is no What's the good word to a chorus girl? Wrong again! Eat. And we [| future in working for other people. that's a mild one from the rollicking collection of fifty of the best it pad if I had a place of my own why | JUDGE cross word puzzles that our contributors have yet devised. the [| {could give that old man of yours a | {/ You'll have to watch your step if you're going to have the last word a . He ain't worked in cleven years ||| in this argument. Fifty snappy puzzles chuck full of wise-cracks and air and it's about time he started punch- | laughter, anyway you take ‘em, horizontal or vertical, all in JUDGE'S Second Cross Word Puzzle Book. Order your copy now. Five thousand rib-splitting laughs, all for $1.50. . 3 | JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., INC. 2-21.31 rest of the girls here at Weinstock’s 18 Eost 48th Street, New York, N. Y. will be taking up a collection to give Deor Sirs: me a farewell present, and for good- Please send me copies of Judge's Second Cross Word Purzle Book, at $1.50 for which | enclose thing see me first, because they are apt to pick out a stepladder or a Wheel chair or some such thing as that. I know it won't be long now before Jack asks me, and I am cu-razy See alls pein Cn a ee about Jack, Mamie, and whenever we £0 out we have just the best time. | ness sake before you let them buy any- j comicbooks.com