Judge — February 21, 1931 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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The Best Time (Continued from page 14) play squash, Much to my surprise, there are a lot of people sitting around tiking nourishment from tall glasses in which there is a dark brown liquid. Mr, Kerrigan is there, and I should as been there for some time as he is practically walking on the palms of his ears. “Don't look at me like that,” he am not intoxicated. After all, can't a working man have a glass of beer of a Saturday night? Is there snything so wrong in that?” But of course it was not Saturday night and he was not drinking beer. “Sit down and tell me ut this business proposition,” Jack says. First let me talk to this wonder girl of yours,” Mr. Kerrigan. say: “Didn't we meet somewhere befor “IT have never been in Atlantic I tell him coldly. “I didn’t no handkerchief. I don’t want to star in your big new Broadway pri duction. I don't care about your wife not understanding you. If you was to now I would never miss you. y on't have to tell me what swell- looking lamps I got or ask me where have I been all your life. In other words, mister, you got business with Jack, so speak to him and I will talk to this bottle of ale.” “My,” Mr. Kerrigan says admir- ingly. “What is this strange power I got over women?” Just then Mr. Joe Madden comes up and he notices tha at Jack is tossing say he leave . “and don't start no trouble in my jernt or you will wind up tipping your hats to telegraph poles. This is a re- spectable jernt and anyone who gets wh in here gets a floor lamp wound round his neck.” “What are you, a tough guy?” rigan asks. Joe Madden sighs and says, “Oh, dear, I would hate to have to ship you in a pillow but as long as you ask, mister, I ama tough g And if you get fresh with this ii you will find yourself lookin sky and counting the star: Mr. Madden, there ain't no stars out tonight,” I say sweetly. “Never mind that, sister. I am an xing guy, and I will provide plenty of stars for the little boy. ‘I'm a pretty tough egg myself,” this Kerrigan sneers. By now my Jack is getting sore. “I come here for a business conference and not to listen to you birds tell each other how tough you are. Now let us all have one more and then get down to business (Continued on page 27) Ker- case, HER TRAINING TABLE IS AT THE “RITZ” HE does a daily mara- thon of calls and social dutie a motor car. She's active in charities and the plans of the Younger Set. Naturally, this takes a good deal of running around—but seldom with her feet. Yet this charming mem- ber of the haut-monde has an unmistakable case of “Ath- lete’s Foot. ot that she knows what it is. She only realizes that her nicety offended by a strange, m whiteness between her little toes. And, like a breath of scandal on the dainty feet, there is even itching. If she only knew it, millions of other immaculate people have been afMlicted with this same infection, Are YOU guarding against this stealthy infection, so easily tracked into homes? “Athlete's Foot” may attack any of us because, unlike most diseases, it persists in the cleanest places. A tiny vegetable para- site, tinea trichophyton, generally causes this ringworm infection and it thrives on the edges of showers and swimming pool on locker- and dressing-room floors; in gymnasiums, And from all these places it is continually tracked into countless homes. It may live and thrive for months in your own spick-and-span bathroom; and it causes infection and re-infection with great persistence. In fact the U. S. Public Health Service has reported that “probably half of all adults suffer from ringworm at some time.” It has been found that Absorbine Jr. KILLS this ringworm germ “Athlete's Foot” may start in a number of different ways. Sometimes by redness between the toes; sometimes tiny, itching blisters. Again, the skin may turn white, Absorbine A. Jr YET SHE HAS ‘SATHLETE’S FOOT’ | | thick and moist; or it may develop dryness, with little scales or skin-cracks, All of these conditions, it is agreed, are generally caused by the ringworm germ. And ex- haustive laboratory tests have shown that Absorbine Jr. penetrates fleshlike tissues deeply, and wherever it penetrates it kills the ringworm germ. Results in actual cases confirm these laboratory tests. Examine your feet tonight for symptoms of “Athlete’s Foot.” At the first sign of any one symptom, begin the free use of Absorbine Jr.—douse it on morning and night and after every exposure of your bare feet on damp floors. If the infection does not yield quickly, see your doctor. SPECIAL WINTER TREATMENT “Athlete's Foot" docan't spread so easily in t the germ can hibernate in your good time to rid yourself of infection. Do these th (1) Sprinkle Absorbine J every morning and eveni (2) Ifyou wear socks of stockings that can be boiled, boil them 15 minutes to kill this hardy germ. (3) Sprinkle Absorbine Jr. generously inside your shoes at night. Absorbine Jr. has been so effective that Don't ‘There substitutes are sometimes offered. expect relief from a “just as good is nothing else like Absorbine Jr. You can get it at all drug stores — $1.25 a bottle. For a free sample, write W. F. Young, Inc., 300 Lyman Street, Springfield, Mass.