Judge — February 7, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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creams, Anyway, we had just a dandy tim 1 I bought four suits of beach ajamas, which Mrs. Machamer took back the next day and exch: 1 morocco travelin wed for I'm sorry you in Ha- vana with me ina way! Chiddio, Jetferson M . S.—By the way, the chorus hamer when “Smiles” irls stopped the ing on the road because they couldn't take that drug-store and along. Mr. Ziegfeld was pretty fella! And One For Mac’s Attention D' an Jupoe, Jn: Allow me to enter a protest. In Jepcr of Jan. 17, 1931, Captain, not a shav minus spurs. This is strictly against regulations. Spurs must be worn with boots. Please call this to your esteemed col- you show a tail, a Captain! Even in this motorized age spurs have their uses. Frinstance, in riding on the front seat of a Mack Truck, the spur of the right foot may be inserted in the grab-iron, which is hollow. An officer is thus quite secure against fall- ing out. [ also discover no saber-chain, This also is a ve error. A saber-chain is very useful as a bottle opener. Hence its popularity. The saber, however, JUDGE | WOULDN' ENEN MIND (e You ADDED HER ‘PHONE NUMBER 0 HE BILL, adroitly handled, will serve the same purpose, Outside of that, more power to you and Mr. J. M. Yours truly, First Lieut. H. B. Dieter Eye-Queues H™ are the ye-Queuc the Del melons are answers to last week's . Washington crossed it a time when water- t growing in Jersey. He crossed in the winter—you historians ! And the banker who fired the night watchman did it because the wateh- man must have been sleeping on the job if he had been dreaming the night before. Here are two more: Two workmen who were not on speaking terms fell down the chimney they were repair- ing. When they landed at the bottom one of them had n face and the other's was dirty. man with the went off and washed his, but the other workman didn’t. Why? A revenue agent in Florida, while driving along a back road, passed a shack and (Continued on page 32) clean face comicbooks.com