Judge — January 17, 1931 — page 39: what you’re looking at

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~ a Kixc—Good Lord: The Facts of Love I“ held in the spell of your bold fas- cination And hold that enchantment’s a sweet variation pane: we On everyday life, for in my estimation You rate with the nation’s best | showing. Your talk is delightful, consistently witty, You're fun on a houseparty, fan in the city, Your dancing’s divine and T honestly : pity The fellows with whom you're not going. I'll say it with flowers, I'll say it with candy, . ] I'll say it with books or with anything ; handy, ; | I'll say iw this stanza, in fact, that : you're dandy ‘ And add that it’s pleasant to , court you, , ; Just how deep my love is, I’m frankly 1 | revealing. ‘ | You thrill me and, dear, it’s a wonder- ful feeling 1 But darling, my precious, there’s no a use concealing 1 } I'll never propose to support you. x Canroit Carnoie JUDGE Sales Resistance or Little Helps for Homebodies ROOK PROBLEM “Rees it sounds most interest- ing, but the magazines seem to take up all of my reading time.” “I'm afraid you're a little late. Right now Fm’ getting books from ‘The — Book-of-the-Fortnight Club,’ “The Library League,’ “The Read- While-You-Run Ass'n,” “The Culture Capsule Club, and—well, you might try across the street.” ory, Mcester—no spik Ee ie nother book until I ‘War and Peace. You see, I promised my father eleven years. ag it’s a matter of honor, in a w “But my cousin is in the publishing business and he gets all the new books for us for nothing, And he is married toa book reviewer—really, I’m afraid you're wasting your time here.” STANLEY N.B.C. again? Jonxrs OH, GEEK WHIZ, - AT TO BE A CARTOONIST, D GAUGUIN Nere’s a good salty Herrin story about those gun-totin’ goniffs in the racket. “When he kicked you in the stomach why didn’t him back?” jibed Judge Jelliffe. “What!” jeered Joe the ‘Then it uld have been HIS turn again!” I'll take lemon with my fish but no cream, thank you. you hie comicbooks.com