Judge — January 10, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE thing more to him if he is going to use that tone of verse. But after all I know Jack is crazy about me so there is no use in me getting sore. “How did this King Clancy ever get to be such a good skater?” I asks Jack. The truth is Jack says that he is an Eskimo and where he comes from they do not have civilized things like shoes but they have to use skates. So when Clancy “was about two years old he is skating all over the joint and as yet he cannot even walk. Anyhow he lives there in what I have nicknamed The Frozen North and there is no place to walk how, on account of everything is ice you should try and walk—you would fall and break your neck or something. So that is how Clancy is such a good skater and he keeps in practice all the time, in fact he never takes his skates off. “This Clancy would be a nice person to invite to a party,” I says. “He would look swell gliding across the hard wood floor. I suppose the only thing to do to make him feel at home would be to fix him up a spot in the It would be fun to dance with an plant like him. If he ever stepped on your foot you would have to put in an order for a new one right away.” WwW the game is finally over and we lam outa there. ¢ walk down the street to the sub: ation and we pass a jewelry sto d Jack stops to look in the window. “Them pieces of ice (Continued on page 31) ice be “T'll teach you to strike a person smaller than yourself!” goofy as they seem to like it. When the other and picking their ears up off the “Is this what they call having fun?” “TE should of leaved you home,” he don’t know any more about this game th: does about football.” Just then the good-looking player they call Ki makes a goal and everybody yells. I get up on my c am with the rest of them, “L thought you didn’t like this game and here you hop on your chair and act like you are cuckoo,” Jack says surprised. “It ain't that,” I tells him, “I just don’t want to be con- spicuous by staying in my seat.” “Stop using them I when Clancy makes a goal. re not socking cach they are Tasks my wonder boy. very sore. “You io announcer Claney air and ack says,“ t on our team.” is one player in a he ye. He can skate like He comes swooping up the i hands. I let out a yell, “Atta boy. k looks at m “What are you yelling for?” he asks. “At that player in the white sweater. He ain't got no stick but look at him grab that puck, And the rest of them is all afraid to hit him.” Jack shakes his head. “That's the referee, dope,” he says in a disgusted way and I make up my mind not to say y white sweater who catches and he don’t use no stick. nd he grabs the puck in his ny “My gosh, they didn't recognize me!” 15 comicbooks.com