Judge — January 3, 1931 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Y NEWS Nicolaiken, East Prussia—Because of an old legend that the smelt once brought wealth to this community, the town council, in an effort to re~ vive prosperity, recently erected an elaborate memorial to the tiny fish, Jus OWE LIL MORE SNIFIER 'N WELL CALL iT Raymc Wash.—Tieo men were arrested on a@ disorderly aduct charge and afterwards uor. Discovery of a quan- tity of liquid shoe polish indi- cated they had been drinking it. London—Colin | MacDonald, pugilist, bel Eng.—Faced with or the bathtub, Thomas , eighty, accused of “wil- ful uncleanliness,” took his first bath in twenty years. his ves in giving fight crowds their "s worth. At the end of each chich he participates, he dons bath robe and entertains the spec- tatore with sentimental songs. MALiwWE _—__p Just the Best Time (Continued from page 31) Williams seen it was no use to trade cracks with my Jack, as he has a mind like a steel trapdoor, and nobody can kid my Jack. °, “Babe (he 3 , when we get home there is something I want to ask you, but I can’t ask you here in front of all these lame brains.” I could only blush and say, “Oh, Jack,” be I knew what he meant right away all I could do look in the future and see 1 little cotts just built for two or three or maybe more, like it says in the theme song, and me waiting at the door for Jack to come home nights, and I was so happy I wanted to bust out crying. Se finally we went home as people 7 were beginning to throw things such as glasses and empty gin bottles, and when people do that I al- ways say it is time to scram if you are any kind of a lady at all. “So we scrammed and ck kept talking about what a great team the Dodgers is going to have in the Spring, and we got home and he says good-bye and then he says, “You remember what I told you now, That Lefty O’Doul will hit .490 with the Brooklyns.” Now me, I do not care if I never see a ball gaine in my life, and as for Lefty O'Doul I never even hearn of him. I wanted to know what Jack was going to ask me, so I asks him. I says, “Jack, what did you mean when you said that th s something you wanted to ask m Jack only laughed and he said to I am cra your hair being long like it is now, and I was going to ask you never to cut it short like them girls had at the party, that’s all.” But, Mamie, I know what he really meant to ask me, and some y he will get brave and we will be mbling up to City Hall two dollars in our hands out that book, miste: etty words, We're on our way to } nd oh, Mamie, I am just cu-razy about Jack, and when- ever we go out we have just the best time. On Business ur magistrate was questioning the n in the dock. ou say you were quietly minding your own business and making no dis turbance when the police officer came and threatened to strike you if you didn’t accompany him to the station?” “Yes, yer honor.” “That is very strange,” murmured the magistrate. “And what is your business?” “I'm a burgla —Answers EDWARD LANGER PRINTH comicbooks.com