Judge — January 3, 1931 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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7 | Just the Best Time (Continued from page 5) they gave out, and there is a gentle man there named Joe William nd it seems that he is a butcher. Well, 1 never met oa butcher except profes sionally before, but he was very nice. He has a girl named VPrancie with him, and she is very snappy with a Tress with bath ing-suit back and a neat job of moire blue sapphire eveni s, Which must have set her back Mr. Williams tells us how he happened to meet her. “She come into my store,” Mr. Wil liams said, “and asked for a leg of lamb. DT oasked her whieh leg she wanted. ‘That panicked her. “TL can see you are my type.’ she says. and ever since then we have been like nineteen and twenty.” T asked Mr. Williams what he gave Francie for Xmas. “L give her a pair of skis.” he said. “and she is not satisfied with them. At first T wanted to give her a loco motive, but she would probably run herself over. Then T wanted to give her a duck farm, but she lives in a small apartan and the only duck farms they was for sale were big ones, and she didn’t have no room for one of them. Then L figured maybe she would like a haystack, as that is some thing that a girl does not get every day, but would you believe it-—there wasn't a haystack for sale in the city. So LT gave her the skiis.” “Isn't he a riot?” Francie asks me. “What he really give ine was pass to walk on Fifth Avenue. You don't need no pass te walk on Fifth Avenue.” 1 tell her, &, me one anyhow,” says. “HI earted that When Francie cles srned that L worked here at Weinstock’s at the hosiery counter, she almost dropped her glass. “TL go there all the time,” she says. “Why, Tam at one for shoppir Sometimes I go in there to get maybe a tooth-brush or a hair net and [come out with my arms full of bundles.” My Jack winks at me “Better be careful as some ¢ ’ might catch you and then we will all he going up the river once a month to bring you chocolate layer cake or home-made fudge.” “Do you mean to insinuate that my girl friend is a crook?" this Williams guy hollered. “Do not shout.” Jack says. “TL use Smith’s Ear Oil, and since taking regularly for three weeks [ean hear almost as well as ever. Fifty cents a bottle and hearing “d.” season ds says, Haranteec “You think you're a smart Williams said. : “Yeah, Lam a smart guy,’ said, and that ended it bee (Continued on page "So many of my friends in pictures drink College Inn Tomato Juice Cocktails They are so delicious !! | keep several bottles on ice at all times.” GO 7 LUPE VELEZ Unicerest Stor THE RENOWNED BRACER AND APPETIZER On Sale at Drug Stores, Fountain “Grills and_all Food Shops Al COLLEGE INN TOMATO JUICE Use Abbott's Bitters To Flavor Beverages 30c Sample for Address Abbo in Stamps Bitte “Hang it all! Baltimore, Md. COCKTAIL rr DS Sd EYER BOTH TEACHES A GOOD MIXER S4DVE RTISING I would forget my Flit!” Anadvertistog tion now serving §.000 —Apvr. comicbooks.com