Judge — January 3, 1931 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Westinghouse Breaks pipn’r have the heart to submit my plans to the Westinghouse Radio Contest for Designing an Ideal Set. I'm afraid it wouldn’t have won the 0,000 pri But here it is, any- Maybe it could be made up by someone and bring cheer into the lives of some unhappy folks. Some features: There would be an Amos-'n’-Andy climinator. A piccolo attachment which would supply piccolo accompaniments to po- litical speeches. Applause-maker to furnish tinutes’ sustained applause with calls, whistles, ete., for good pice Remote control by the credit m to remove re to. removers six cat n- the for af- English accent fected announcers. rtment for ginger ale and frigidaire in bottom. McNamee prompter and automatic English corrector for Husing. A party switch whereby any guest who tries to tune the radio gets a ter- rific shock And as a final charming touch, the entire thing so completely concealed no one but yourself can find it. Social Note E™" Tuesday night the 400-Club, a collection of licorice-cullid, high- steppin’, steam- . grand masters and mistresses of the Lindy Hop, meet on the dance floor of the Savoy “Ballroom, up on 145th Street, He lem. On this oc the solemn business of the meeting is taken up, sion LATS ] So BIG) Look Like A MISSING MAGISTRATE = AT me ~ such as the initiation of new members, demonstration of new refinements and additions to the Lindy Hop and just gennul showin’ off, black boy! ‘The initiation rites are little above the anut- pushing, collegiate, sopho- moric brand, but the rest is simply o my! The Lindy Hop, as you know, is a scientific marvel, but its depths are as the depths of the sea—there are unfathomable steps to be continu- ally added to it. When things get really hot, the orchestra wends down from the rostrum and waltzes its in- struments amongst the dancers. Don’t be offended if one of the cullid lads steps up and asks your gal to dance. There is no need for gun-pulling. A simple “No!"t will suffice. Besides it’s Africa you're exploring. Reducing Exercises Jost 85 4 final caution, T include sev- eral of the swelled-head reduc you'll find in my Noble Experiments. 1 include th c for a delightful yin the New Year, a st di d and an ambition to do or For Hiccoughs: Drink a glass of cold water by placing the lips on the far side of the glass and bending for- ward and over. If the hiccoughs should be accompanied by dizziness, a wabbling of the knees and a general feeling of ennui, it would be unwise to attempt the above prophylactic. In- stead eat a lump of su th a few drops of essence of peppermint on it. The Bromo: Put 1 heaping tea- spoonful of bromo seltzer in a dry tumbler. Fill a second tumbler 1, full of cold water, to which add 20 drops of aromatic spirits of ammonia. Then mix contents of two tumblers by rapidly pouring from one tumbler to the other and drink while effer- vescing. Tomato Juice Cocktail: Strain a can of Delford tomatoes, add salt and shake with 2. or of i Worcestershire Sauce, tabasco or pep- per may be added if desired and needed. And a very happy New Year to you, boys! 3 cubes Best Steppers Myself to Sleep & You're ure For Cryi Ww pert—Columbia. Three Little Words & Can This Be Love?—Ipana Troubadours—Colum- bia. Ukulele Moon & Baby's Birthday Party—Lombardo—Columl : Jupoe, Jr comicbooks.com