Judge — December 27, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Unimportant Items A Letter from Jeff ur German magazines run bet- RS D' an Jupor, Jn: ter photos of happenings in : Remember, fella, you said American than do our tabs and you'd like to know who the model rotos. ‘Their camera work and . —- is who poses for the clinging cameras excel ours. WDGEAR, female se i scenery in the big depott- ne words “Pas de leur Rhone AND ment store ads? Well, tsk-tsk, J qu’en nous” may be ch, but | know her! And if you can see it doesn’t F i i MAC: thing in your way clear to settling 10 per that la y it fast ERECED BY cent of your Ping-Pong. and it is an English motto. THEMES aps, Polo, Marbles, and Try making your own, ether Lindbergh Would se them in and get a SS t to Paris” wagers with Machamer illustration. me, [ll give you her in- The most wonderful ae itials, crack I know appeared in and the first two digits of the October National Geo- her number. graphic, of all places, It - The “Smiles” chorus girls showed a picture of Cen- GET A “HOHE AATONAL G owecters ic! signed a petition reques tral Park and the caption me to leave Nauhcim's read: “Central Park offers eat in that drug store near a continued problem to the city au- this was Chicago) in the outer lapel Be ir theatre again. They didn’t know thorities. The continual stream of pocket. He hurriedly called up the I'd quit Nauheim’s and was lunc motors produces gas deadly to the place and explained what was trou- opposite their soda bar with an apple folia, and prominent citizens must bling him. They answe that be restr: from crecting statues to was too late. ‘The thing had gone off s letter is about that apple man. themselves all over the place. and knocked out seve kindly and I missed him the other day and The Harvard c ¢ charitable old ladies! A good deal of | wanted to know why. It seems he class of has a great suggestion plaining kept him out of jail. was a well-paid barber in Fifty-fifth peculiarly applicable to college cam- This tear-gas pistol is quite the et when the Apple Era busted puses so afflicted: “All Law School — thing to carry on your business trips 4 us. And he knew that corner, students should be required to wear to the Forbidden City. It is kept y-fifth Street and th Avenuh, some sort of identification which may handy in the outer breast pocket and was a busy one—I mean the crowd be seen at least fifty yards away when needed throws an unpleasant — that stood afront that drug store and splendid idea, but who can't pick stream twenty feet immediately in the watched the “Smiles” girls eat. Well, a law student at one hundred direction requested, causing much em- he gave a five-minute notice to the fifty yards? harrassment among the recipients. head barber and bought boxes of Christmas is not a holiday in China. apples and struck his claim on the *“ * © He corner. He sold from thirty to fifty Knocked for a Loop I : Chicago someone published a hor- boxes of apples a day. That was ror book containing actual photos — from sixty toa hundred dollars profit. I only goes to show, but you never — of criminals who had been put on the — He even bragged to me about the coat can tell, is the moral of this story. spot. The pictures usually had been he was wearing, which I A friend of mine sent an overcoat to en before the police arrived and The Daily News gave it to him, out a group known as the White Ele- especially gruesome in detail. It of their free clothing box. It was a phants in Chicago, who take charge of | was called Marks the Spot.” So leather ator’s coat. He looked such things to distribute to the poor. real and damaging was the book, the dang snappy in it. After a while he No sooner had he sent it than he real- gangsters went around intimidating put in a side line of tangerines, ized that he unwittingly left a the booksellers. Hence it has be- nuts, raisins, and I think he planned tear-gas fountain pen that had been come very rare, and if you have a adding hair brushes, combs, razor- given him for Christmas (remember copy hold on to it. It's worth plenty. blades, shoes, (Continued on page 3 telephone exchange admired. HE ALMCET WORKED HIS WAY uP FROM A Pox OF APPLES TO A REQUAR CPEATAR UNITED CIGAR STERz! comicbooks.com