Judge — December 27, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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I vox’r see why there shouldn't be a high-hat breadline as well as one for the middle class and the poor. After all, it is just as hard for the rich man (who fell with General Motors) to live on the fare of the poor as vice versa, not to mention submitting himself to other hardships such as exposure, sad rags and night- flops. Think of the pity of it. Sup- pose you had been used to silk sheets, a home of seventy-odd acres and a dict of brochetted dishes, splendid wines and truffles, and sud- denly this was snatched away. Naturally it would go hard on the sensitive system. Therefore I'm all for suggesting the aforesaid cake-line, providing the lux uries to which the poor rich have been accustomed, * * « Somenow or other I can- not grow sorry for the young unattached man on the breadline. For the mar- ried man with family, of course, things as they are now must be just: deadly, ind everything should be done for him. But the young fellow with no_ ties and his youth has every thing before him, What if he is out of work? A strong pair of shoes. some leg JuioR, WHY DOA You | power and a happy heart SANTA AND LET HIM SolNE and he can go the road of Tully—spreading himself all over the country and taking in life. After all. 1 think peo- ple are becoming too much the slaves of their jobs. Suppose a lad of 20 or so is out of work and his task was to file »plications for loans in a great ‘ > building. He got $30 per week, led an airless, synthetic life and was probably troubled by vague desires to wander. He lost his What of it? It seems to me to be a godsend. Lr sum, I think young blokes should spend their youth adventuring by land, by sea and by air. Then, when otten their craw full of it, everyone ought to have a eh a millionaire Stewart had had ul, and after din was explaining that money to a modern Morgan was dinner with the am mmodity—like groceries to Just then the phone and the millionaire answered sou “AIL right. let them he three hundred millions.” =1,000,000-ai re Stewart that he'd just okayed a loan of $00,000,000 to Austria. left and an hour later his host following te duty of th culprit. T 1 caNNoT TELL (Signed) Avstita A Little Change for the Holidays 5 ; years back. The spookiness ¥ times are hard and people cannot work up the pr r spirit or pro- proper amount of cush for an old-fashioned expensive Chiristinas, why not postpone the holiday till the wicked wind of adversity blows over? Who knows, maybe Easter will see the stock market back to where it nose- dove from and jobs as. thick as daisies? Santa Claus ina new spring hat, trimmed whiskers and a snappy new Fashion Park ought to do very nicely. no? * 6 « I< wenvaLty, did vou hear about the p who attended so many un- nent football got fired = nes that he Typical Christmas Game TT! comes ina letter from Rex Deane in Cal.: “Have you played ‘Mur- der’? It is all the rage at the house parties at) Palo Alto. A number of paper lips are dropped in a hat. They are all blank except two. On one is” written ‘Detective’ and the other Murderer.’ You all: draw The holder of the slip read ing ‘Detective’ leaves the room, The one drawing “Murderer” keeps his mouth shut. The lights are then lowered, everybody hides ind the big prowl starts. The murderer is allowed to choose his vietim, As soon as the latter is touch he yells and the lights go on. “Then the eross-examina- tion begins. Averyone is under oath to tell the teath about what they have seen and heard. ete. That is everyone except the murderer, who may lie ay much as possible. It is the detective to deduce the The murdered victim is not allowed to speak, of course. “Ttis a good game and not as elato- rate as that) innovated by Lady Whoozis at her dinner party A the mixed s dire, as they say lights-out stuff party. Cava in the Ghette o big with comicbooks.com