Judge — December 27, 1930 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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“Not a Creature Was Stirring.” Einstein In America Or Why Even a Great Scientist's Secretary Doesn't Work For Nothing D™ Proressor: If while on your visit to America you will make a six-week tour on the A.B.C, vaudeville circuit. 1 will r intee you $15,000 a week, You will have to make but four short appearance day explaining your theory. If you will let me have your consent within a few days, I will book you up in six of the largest cities of the country, and you thus can combine business with pleasure. Sincerely yours, Annan B. Cowan. Pres. A.B.C. Vaudeville Circuit. D' an Proressor: Few men have won the immortal place in history that you have. When all of uy are dead and gone, it is my Sincere belief that your name will be remembered. But in the meantime I suppose you are interested in pro: viding for the present. ‘Therefore I wish to offer you the sum of $10,000 if you will send us a statement saying that you thought up your great theory while smoking on of our pipes. Hopir o hear from you, Tiappevs C. Monoax, Coolo Pipe Company. D' an Proressor: The Standard Automobile Company would like to offer you a new Standard Automobile for your use while in America, We are sure that you will find traveling much more comfortable and enjo. in a Standard. you will allow us to use your to the Ameri people— ce riding in a Standard I have evolved a new theory. It is briefly that Standard is the best!" A check for $1,000 is also included in this offer. Timotiuy Cornsweer, Standard Automobile Co. We would appre ature for this JUDGE tory oR [) ‘ory for $50,000. Wire yes orn Would be able to offer more if you could see your way Prorrsson: Relativity.” to be made Have just learned that you are in the United Would like to purehase all rights to your bool into a motion picture clear to make a personal appearance picture, Annie Sivennnarr, World Wide Film Company. “1 suppose we ought to go in and see how bad it is ” at a premiere of the comicbooks.com