Judge — November 29, 1930 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Spendthrifts Jake—You and your wife patch up your quarrels yet? Ben—We don't patch ‘em up. We get new ones. Our janitor is down with a bad cold. Well, we warned him that he'd catch a chill sitting too near that furnace. When a Scotchman keeps a muzzle on a dog it's mealtime. “The public is more ignorant about medicine than any other science,” says one of the Mayo brothers. Well tainly isn’t because we've never been told about ope NO HUNTING ALLOWED Famous Hauls Chicago hijackers held up a bootlegger’s truck the other night and made off with 100 cases of Scotch and two cops. “In twenty years there will be no ‘centrals,’" says a tele phone company official. Even now it is difficult to get one. ” “All right, sit home and vegetate—I'm going to keep young! 14 comicbooks.com