Judge — November 8, 1930 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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speak of all season got the ball, fell asleep and walked across the goal-line for a touchdown. Another player ab- sent-mindedly caused a furore in the stands when he walked out on the playing field in his night shirt, instead of football togs. Just as L was begin- ake notice of the co-eds, all of whom attended in their pajamas, T wakened. The actual game was over. Cold and stiff, | made for Prank and the Little Fat Guy ’s. ning to Unimportant Items I CAME across a confection the other ay called “Popsicles,” ibed as Frozen Suckers. In other words, which are Hmmm! Popsicles are p who pay fifty dollars a pair for s it the Army-Notre Dame wind-swept Chie game in From the Hollywoodenheads Barsey’s is open again (the lunk- head didn’t invite me to his open- ing), but someone there who knew someone tells me Walter off during the who was O'Keefe floor show, Maurice Maeterlinck, the Big Blue- bird and Bee Man, was imported by Hollywood to do them a story. For three months he sat in one of the sta- Finally the story was finished and presented to a gets this one dio cubicles and labored. upervisor, who opened it and found it to be in French. A high and low search eventually produced a_trans- lator, who rendered the expensive thing into Eengleesh. A large story was called and before the issembled moguls the thing was read loud. When it wa discovered that the the story was a bee! conference all over—it was leading man for A Letter from Mac D" - Junion: have just tottered lunch a sixteen sandwiche ent, and fourteen malted milks, ferent, and eleven pieces of ¢ different. I did this nibbling rd by the Zie three lessee from a 1 differ- Ml dif- all chemist’s soda bar | feld Thutta, There are shows rehearsing there now three- tums one million is three million—and three million chorus girls, with lotsa are trying to remember th k. They all sv this soda bar ‘long ‘bout one p. m. for an order of orange juice and little lettuce things. I'll never forg popped into the pl Broun elected! M < yst! I had ordered a chocolate malted milk without syrup and an extra pinch of malted and a dipper of black floating, when I lost my grip on a paper nap- kin. It fluttered to the floor and I ave into no lines to spec t the first time I if I live to sce fluttered down after it. On the way something pink and white caught my left eye—then my right eye. It we a Limb, Junior, as I live and dithe I don’t mean just a knee-length limb, i mean a whole limb from ‘way up to ‘way down! Pl skip a lot at this point and tell you that she was just a lady of the ensemble who had slipped into a polo coat and dashed over from the Ziegfeld | with thirty cents or so for food. her HT h. I've been lunching there steadily ever since, and the place has become so popular with men that I'd advise you to bring a sandwich and drink from the soda bar on the other side of Sixth Av'nuh, unless you like waiting! I think your page, High Hat, is the best thing in Jupar, except, of Machamer’s Just rehearsing seanties un draw- course, Jefferson ings. Chiddio! Jerrenson Maciamer I might warn you that Mon- good day at this soda bar. t interesting on Mondays. Hihattractions T F new Holeproof gents’ socks, em- lished with clocks the form of Chrysler Towers. 2... Thr Crowd” (really the Show’), altho Clifton Webb is a more ungentlemanly than usual, Allen more gag-pilfery and Holman not the ingénue trying to revert to... Young's “Not for Children which has appeared in th a Little little Fred Libby type she is Roland some of cond © yere pages... . Libby Holman singing “Body and Soul’ on the reckids. ... The new German invention which en- ables you to lock the front door by pressing a button next to the bed, thus: not having to get up and avoiding husband-returning emergencies. . . . Mae's idea that Will Rogers write Cal Coolidge’s Apers Herld Trib, The idea (our own) and. worth a fortune, that someone get out a Speakeasy Guide-Book to New York, with Social Register grading of liquor, prices, ete... . —Jvour, Jn. ratings, Anything for a Titter Leave it to Izzy Elinson, who prob- ably used to put mustaches on_ bill- board faces, to toy with a sign near a hospital. It now reads: “Ki Re- frain from Making Any Nurses. —Watrer Wixenent In The Mirror From now on deer hs for their own safety are to wear caps, hunting coats, trousers and boots, and not to go about on two legs or carry a gun or crouch by a runway. —Detroir News advised not 27 | | ing regard | “Blossom Time” All the Time in California ond Southern Arizona The warmth of Spring awaits you. The Santa Fe will take you—on Santa Fe rails “all the way.”’ You leave on the Santa Fe and arrive on the Santa Fe. The CHIEF is still chief—the fastest and most ex- clusive train to Southern California. 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