Judge — November 8, 1930 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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IMIG. The Old Army Game [Ts Illinois when they come t play the Army at pigskin push ing at the Yankee Stadium this week. Everybody knows that if an Army man is found out to be married he an important idea for promptly be comes non campus wantus at West Point. So if all the Mini co-eds suddenly up from their seats and leap onto the playing field during an important mo- ment in the game—and rushing at the Army players, ery “My Husband !"— I'm sure that there would be so many expulsions from the Army then and there, Hlinois could not help walking away with the game. Also, a lot of litth kiddies, borrowed from an orphan lum and trained to shout “Daddy might add more realism to the scene, H"" are two old but all-America type of football stories. One is Odd MeIntyre’s. A gent was escort to a lovely lat ne. All thru the game they just sat—not a word passing between them, Hours passed and the gent was seen to lean over at the girl Pardon me, my dear, but are you deaf, too?” The other is the story about the team that was bei ted to a rough tin of it while pl Catholic coll Finally one of the Protestant players complained to the referee, say- ing. “Look here, referee, that man bit What's to be The referee scratched and say, team. me in the last serimm: done about it?” THe _EIGHH SRK QUARTER BHICK WHO WALKS WINNING TOXCHDONUS IN WS Susep/ WAS COLDS mGHT HELP AGAINST ARMY “THSAWAY/ S 4 LN his head, shook it a bit and said doubtfully, “I don't know—but after thi uomight play ther on Friday. Night Work night football 2% game left me cold (pun and vall intended), 1 don't think I'd do it again, even if there were a > my first chance to sec Columbia beat Notre Dame Benneh Friedman and his N. Y. nt Swineskin chasers get in there to win their checks for dear old wife and kiddies, playing against some other bunch of pros also out for dear old pay check Not that I have any illusions about the holiness and non-commerciality of Carnegie Foundation Foot ball, but the old mour just isn’t there when the pros go to it. Frank Merriwell, with a broken rib or two, smashing off-tackle for a touchdown and old Tate to win the ne with two seconds to play while millions go mad—is what I crave, e I know it's phoney and the colleg counting the gate receipts in the box-office under the stands. The game T saw was endured thru a semi-h; As it was, I saw » darker until : were playing movements of the game. ‘The stadium to dream of a Galloping down when a fog sprang up sudden! game a quarterback who had dé In the same nothing to comicbooks.com