Judge — October 25, 1930 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Maasai JUDGE Between Halves “You fellas are. playing a rotten game! Jump in this next half and do your stuff! ‘Ten million fans ure listening to this game, and you fellas got to make good! Look at these telegrams! There isn’t another coach and team in the country with such a big following! Listen to what they say: “Aimie and Mamie, of Aspirin, Alabama, want a touchdown, .. . Mrs. J. Wifflewitt, of South Paw, Oklahoma, is celebrating her forty- third wedding anniversary today and would like Halfback Red Wifflewitt to make a forty-yard run around right end ata quarter to five... . Remem- ber that, Red, and don't disappoint the old buzzard... . Three Lonesome Girlies, of Hollyweod, want to hear a thirty-yard place kick... . And Joe and Al down in Tornado, 1 phoned in twice for Qu Ziewczsk to go through left t Here's one from the Daly C High School Glee Clu ame com- ing fi Why doesn't the fellow with the voice like Richard Dix. re- cover the ball on a fumble and run under the goal posts just before the end of the quarter?’ ... They mean you, Hogan, I think. Sec that you ‘em that play!... And here’s an- other request for a touchdown from the ional Bee Raisers’ Society, at Beeswax, Vermont Well, that's all I’ve got time to read. . “Get out on the ficld now “and com- ply with some of these requests or we'll be lucky if we get our next game on the air!” —Cuet Jounson Mepiwam—I've a message from your husband, he’s playing miniature golf! conusser: “Me father was a harpdoner an’ me grandfather was a harpooner before him—that’s where I get the knack.” Good News chine which cleans, scrapes and cuts off the head, fins and tail of a ten- | pound salmon in thirty seconds. Just t'til our laundry hears about it. | An inventor has perfected a ma- | | Fifty gallons of wine were recently stolen from an Ohio jail. Oh, well, no doubt the police know where they can get some more! And in view of the increasing popu larity of very small autos, one should look both ways and down before cross- “No use, Bert, they won't bite that bait.” ing the street. 15 comicbooks.com