Judge — October 11, 1930 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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time they ever was in what I have knick-named the Big Town nted to sce the sights. re’s a lot of things you don’t want to miss in New :’ Jack tells him, “There is the Statue of Li y Island, the Woolworth Building, Delaney’s Pla the stairease in the Pennsylvania Station.” “Why don't we want to miss the staircase in the Pennsyl- ks. ; They all laughed and Audrey says to me, ur gentleman friend is certainly a panic. He is too funny for one man. He should incorporate.” “Ziegfeld should hear him—he would fire Ed Wynn,” Toby cracks. “But as the legal ball and chain and I has never been to this village of yours before and as we only got three hours, I guess we better get busy seeing the town. I imagine the most important place to go is that Delaney’s Place you just mentioned.” So we went to Delaney’s and inside of five minutes we are looking at cach other over large glasses and Toby and Jack are fighting the war all over a . To hear them talk you would think that Pershing and Foch was just a couple of outfielders. “T will never forget the Argonne,” Toby says. “The hard ships was terrible, I will never forget the time you stole a bottle of cognac and we crawled in a shell hole and then you didn't have no corkscrew.” “I remember,” Jack says. “So I held the bottle over my and a shell clipped the neck of it right off. Them was aya nd remember at Ypres? That was awful. We ran out id to eat chicken three times in a row. And rry when we was quartered in an old castle where they served that bum wine that was at least twenty years old. That w terrible experience. nd while we was risking our lives saving the world for democracy these people at home was having the time of their (Continued on page 28) he Modest Model. The racketeer lulls his baby to sleep. comicbooks.com